THE FAST TRACK RACING AWARDS FOR FEBRUARY 1, 2012

 

RIDE OF THE NIIGHT

TIM CLARK ON “RIDE THE FIRE”.

Apparently being tapped to play a hobbit in a remake of “Lord Of The Rings,” Little Timmy Clark showed what he can do when legged aboard anything with even half-a-chance.

And despite being drawn the plum barrier of one, Ride The Fire was half-a-chance and up against some horses getting rave reviews and which meant going off at 12 to 1.

“Clarky” kept to the rails and threw everything at the Caspar Fownes-trained galloper and managed to get it over the line.

Nice one, Bilbo Baggins!

 

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JOCKEY OF THE NIGHT

ZAC PURTON

 

We knew that there would be a Zac Attack at Happy Valley last night- and there was.

This was Zac Purton at his best and his wins on Wind Damper and Charity First were top class rides.

If My Mate Adric had not bled in race 3, it could easily have been a four-timer for the jockey.

Prediction: The Zac Attack will forge an important relationship with trainer Dennis Yip, continue on his winning ways and be Runner Up in the Jockeys Premiership this season.

 

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QUOTE OF THE NIGHT

“What’s that NOISE? It’s like we’re in the jungle!”

 

The HKJC’s Trackside Darren Flindell referring to the LOUD group of drummers banging away onstage at the Beer Garden.

For a minute, we thought there was a soul sacrifice taking place and they were serving up Little Timmy Clark Au Gratin.

 

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THE “HEADMASTER WANTS TO SEE YOU” AWARD

JOCKEY BRETT PREBBLE

Why? For being called in twice by the Stewards to explain his rides aboard Danewin Tiger and Super Plus.

Danewin Tiger? Eh. But we’d keep following Super Plus, perhaps with “young” Ben So-So aboard again.

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THE “WHO CARES?” AWARD

THE CSL 1010 MILLION CHALLENGE

Did anyone know- or care- that two leaders in the CSL Millions Challenge were running- and with both flopping?

Thought not.

We don’t even know how it works.

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THE “MOST UNFORTUNATE NAME OF THE NIGHT” AWARD

WIND DAMPENER

It was made worse when Paddock Parade expert Jenny Chapman explained, “Wind Dampener has some serious wind problems and which isn’t good”.

Perhaps it was the Chicken Vindaloo, but wind or no wind, Wind Dampener lived up to its name, raised a leg and kept it’s rivals at bay: It won race 4.

And what a stink some made of that win. And wind. 

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FAST TRACK’S RACING AWARDS FOR SUNDAY JANUARY 29, 2012

RIDE OF THE DAY

TYE ANGLAND ABOARD SUPER STRIKE IN RACE 4

We like him. The kid gives it 100% on everything he rides. Yes, even bikes.

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LE “MON AMI, VOULEZ VOUS LES POMME FRITES?” AWARD

A TIE: MONSIEURS MOSSE AND GUYON

Perhaps it was some weird French ritual, or a “Let’s Go Out Wide, Mes Amis” French holiday, but seldom have we seen two talented Gaelic superstars of the turf – the brilliant Gerard Mosse and the whizz kid Maxime Guyon- take such wide routes to find the winning post. We can swear they were looking for the nearest McDonald’s and really REALLY needed some pomme frites- French Fries- in their system.

Actually, Mosse aka “Moose” and “Moss” in several error-prone emails we have seen from those who should know better, has been making these wide gestures quite a bit lately. The Frenchman must be thinking of how much he’s looking forward to being trainer in France and not riding “silly goats” in Hong Kong, bay-bay- and keeping well-away from getting into any strife with “Eliot Ness” and the Untouchables.

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THE “SOCK IT TO ME” AWARD

The French whizz kid got nine days for whacking fellow jockey Keith Yeung with his whip in Race 4.

Merde! He’s a lover AND a fighter- and, we’re betting, he won’t be back next season.

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THE “ENTER THE DRAGON” AWARD

The stunning comeback in The Stewards Cup by former Horse Of The Year Ambitious Dragon which flopped so badly on International Day. Everyone, be scared, be very scared! This was one mind-blowing win and an armchair ride for Douglas Whyte. For other jockeys, bad news: Whyte has the chair and the arm- and he’s not letting go of either.

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THE “TALKING CRAP AGAIN” AWARD

JOHN MOORE- AGAIN

For telling the racing media that his Able One was “the horse to beat” in the Stewards Cup. It was, to us, all the reason we needed to forget about the horse. A noted leader, the horse, ridden by [still] stable jockey Darren Beadman, gave up the lead to stable mate ridden- again- by Jeff Lloyd. Xtension came second. Able One was never sighted. Neither, after the race, was John Moore.

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“AND THE OSCAR GOES TO” AWARD…

To the connections of over 100 to 1 bolter Windicator Power who put on a brave face for the cameras and probably went home and kicked the cat, broke down walls and wept like there was no tomorrow.

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THE “ECONOMIC CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS? AWARD

 

The Hong Kong Jockey Club for taking in HK$1.2 BILLION for the day and with almost HK$170 MILLION wagered on the last race alone.

And you wonder why the Club’s CEO Winfried Engelbrecht-Bresges is always “nearly fine”?

How many other racing clubs anywhere- or their CEOs- in this god-forsaken planet can boast numbers like these?

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THE “FORGET CAT WOMAN, HERE’S HORSE WOMAN”AWARD

Certainly a lovely and very attractive woman, but can someone offer her some dress sense?

Horse-sense, she has。

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THE TOTALLY WHACKED OUT ISSUE

MESSARA AND V’LANDYS GET THE BLOWS AND SUCK WIND.

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The build up reminded us of when we first heard about the Paris Hilton tapes. The let down was the same. The media blitz made the Richard Callander interview with John “the messiah” Messara and Peter “the not so great V’Landys on TVN compulsory viewing. It was the talk of Rosehill on Saturday when we were told how well the ”messiah” and his yap yap CEO had performed in their first recorded media gig together.

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“Hello, boys and girls, do WE have a show for you!”

“It will silence the knockers once and for all”, we were assured, by those who claimed “insider” knowledge. They were WRONG – and hopelessly and depressingly so. It was a painful and excruciating forty five minute experience, which prompted us to consider calling Jeff Kennett’s very worthwhile “Beyond Blue” initiative to treat an onset of severe depression.

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 ”We blew it, mate, we blew it.Ask your mate the German what to do next.”

To be fair, we should absolve Richard Callander of any blame for hijacking forty five valuable minutes of our time on this planet. As Ritchie would himself admit, he’s no Kerry O’Brien or Tony Jones when it comes to interviews and putting the blow torch to the bellies of your interview subjects. But seriously, if anyone had any doubt about where the racing industry is heading and why “the messiah’ and co are way past their use by date, then they need to put themselves through the forty five minutes of pain.

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Apart from the aesthetics – “the messiah” has aged considerably, and V’landys looked seriously bedraggled and in a most severe, uncool and unfashionable way and not like, say, Sid Vicious who is dead. Their body language was in itself quite revealing. Neither looked comfortable, the responses to just about every question were either grossly overstated and defensive or straight out of a textbook on politics. Come to think of it, isn’t our old mate Peter “toffee tongue” McGauran – former Howard Government Cabinet Minister, and long time mate of the “messiah” now on the Racing NSW payroll?  The “messiah” and his CEO, obviously were given a crash course in media training for “pollies” by “toffee tongue”, before they steeled themselves for Ritchie Callander’s “grilling”. And there were more diversions and bypasses than you would find on the Hume Highway, in their responses.

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The vagueness in Messara’s responses to a variety of questions, punctuated by the tired old tactic of “we have so many initiatives, it will blow you away”, seemed to indicate an indecent haste to make an impression and appear to be in total control, in the face of a widespread dismay at his appointment, and so placate the restless natives in NSW racing.

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The “messiah” was at pains to assure the NSW racing industry that everything was under control. Yes, he understood all the concerns and issues, and yes, he had initiatives to address all of them. But, he was not about to share these ground breaking initiatives and solutions with the hapless and despairing participants in the NSW racing industry. That would have to wait until his Board was ready to share these gifts of life with us. Tantalizing stuff. All he didn’t do was shake his booty.Or maybe he did and we missed it. Or “Messara-d” it. Let’s just take a break here and stare at the tantalizing photo below. This is VERY hard to write.

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Prize money in all three sectors would begin its ascent – the sky being the limit; owners would find racing their horses in NSW irresistible and they would plough their new found riches straight back into the bank accounts of the breeders, read “BIG” breeders, like the “messiah’s” own Arrowfield, by paying the obscene and unsustainable prices for yearlings. That takes care of the owners and breeders in one hit.

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Now what about the trainers and jockeys who’ve been giving NSW so much grief”? Well, their ten and five per cent earnings will put a lot more into their pockets when prize money takes off .

What about the strappers and stable staff? Heard of Fair Work Australia, they can look after them through their annual wage increases. What about the tracks and facilities? Well, every racetrack and training facility will have all the funding that they need to bring them up to speed, and that will surely put an end to the bloody whingeing trainers and owners and club committees. That should shut the bastards up once and for all.

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As for Royal Randwick, when the redevelopment  is completed, it will be a state of the art facility that every racing person and taxpayer NSW will be proud of! Don’t matter that the $150 million plus redevelopment will primarily service the much anticipated and promised  week long “world class Autumn racing carnival” – its money well worth spent.

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And speaking of the Sydney Autumn Carnival, it will rival Melbourne’s Spring Racing Carnival, if not better it – we’ll fix those Victorian bastards up once and for all – they’ve had it too good for too long! Just give us 12 months and we’ll turn NSW racing on hits head.

So where is the funding going to come from to make this ambitious and audacious wish list a reality? Simple: The money that will flow into the coffers of Racing NSW when the High Court challenge by the nasty and evil corporate bookmakers and Betfair is thrown out. Did someone say $150 million, or will it be more? The smorgasbord of money that has been hijacked from the NSW racing industry will return to where it belongs and fund the rebirth of the nirvana of Australian racing.

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But, what if the full bench of the High Court dares to rule in favour of the nasty and evil corporates, is there a Plan B? Of course there is. Not only is there a Plan B, but a Plan C, D, E and F. We thought V’Landys was going to go right through the alphabet for a minute. Mind you, we have no idea what these Plans are, or for that matter if they are just a figment of a fertile and ultra defensive imagination – or just another chapter in a never ending cycle of spin that seems to forever emanate from the bunker at Druitt Street.

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The reality is that at this very moment in time, Racing NSW is, by their own admission, cash strapped – their dependence on a favourable outcome of the High Court challenge is a recurring theme, whenever a funding question is thrown at them. Every response carries a rider or is prefaced by a “it all depends on the outcome of the High Court challenge”.

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It is a response and theme which fools no one in racing. The NSW racing community is fatigued by such consistently orchestrated “spin”. Talking to interstate racing people, it makes NSW the laughing stock of Australian racing, and that really rankles.

If Messara is serious about making a difference and demonstrating the leadership that is really needed to take NSW racing out of the quagmire that it has been in for way too long, he should start by being brutally honest with the NSW racing industry. Look them in the eye and tell it like it is.

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Tell them that he is not going to make any rash promises or give them false hope about resolving the problems which he has inherited. Admit that the failure of Racing NSW to negotiate a compromise settlement has created a financial abyss for racing over the past several years.

Concede that the high falutin strategic plans which Racing NSW has trumpeted over the past few years have been not worth the paper that they were printed on. Establish a two state working party with Racing Victoria, to cooperate with rather than compete in strengthening Australian racing and developing a totally new and professional marketing plan and strategy to promote racing in the two key States in Australia. Even the world’s biggest bullshitter would give you the same advice about all this “hope” and “change” and “Yes We Can” nonsense.

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Recruit a professional, energetic, successful management team, who are prepared to act independently and challenge your Board when the need arises, rather than trot out the same sycophantic “spin” which continues to stifle NSW racing.

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Like some of the NSW racing media, we clung to the glimmer of hope that Messara just might a difference and gift us a surprise. If the Richard Callender interview was any indication, we may still die wondering. If nothing else, it reinforces every single reason why John Messara should not have been appointed to the Board of Racing NSW, and as its Chairman.

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IS THE TAIL STILL WAGGING THE DOG?

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Watching “the not so great” on the program further reinforced the validity of the timeless saying “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks”. If “the messiah” watches a re-run of the program, he is likely to be less than impressed with some of the patronizing comments of his CEO.

We thought there had been a bloodless coup overnight at Druitt Street; the Chairman appeared more like the CEO and the CEO more like the Chairman of Racing NSW. But then again, hasn’t that always been the case with Racing NSW over the past eight or nine years, where the tail has wagged the dog? Which leads us to another observation about NSW racing and the position it finds itself in: “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.

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ANOTHER “FAWLTY” MOMENT FOR TASSIE RACING

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Over the past few weeks we’ve had the rabbits playing hide and seek with no intervention at Hobart’s Elwick racecourse; we’ve had the unfortunate and potentially dangerous fire at Launceston which derailed the lighting system and resulted in the abandonment of the last two night races.

Fast forward to last Sunday’s ten race card at Elwick – which saw the running of the Hobart Guineas and the unofficial start of the Tasmanian Summer Racing Carnival, when unbelievably the start of the meeting was delayed and the rest of the card put back, owing to the Veterinary Surgeon failing to turn up on time.

Embarrassing, unprofessional – all that and more, and we learn that the CEO of Tasracing has been away on four or five weeks annual leave just when you would think he would be rolling up his sleeves and taking control at the most important time of the year for Tassie racing, and the Track manager had to be recalled from leave as well to deal with the debacle of the Elwick track conditions. Is there any hope for racing in the Apple Isle, Basil?

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AND ALSO AT ROYAL ASCOT

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Apparently Tassie racing is not alone in its ability to attract headlines for all the wrong reasons. Enter Royal Ascot of all places, where last Saturday, Ascot Chief Executive Charles Barnett was forced to issue an apology for a “lack of judgement on our part”.

The lack of judgment, unbelievably, resulted from Ascot staff taking to punishing patrons in their premier enclosure for not adhering to the new strict dress code to new levels, placing orange stickers on males not wearing a jacket and tie to the mandatory dress standards “to illustrate dress that would be not acceptable at future race meetings”.

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Where did they stick the orange sticker on her?

No, we have not made this up: Continuing with his statement of contrition, Charles Barnett went on to acknowledge that “we let down many of our premier enclosure customers with a well intentioned but misguided policy”. Royal Ascot has refunded entrance fees for all visitors to its premier enclosure.

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The team at Royal Ascot.

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NICK HALL SPLITS WITH LLOYD WILLIAMS OVER HIS TATTS???

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Forget the “spin” doing the rounds about Nick hall standing himself down as Lloyd Williams stable rider while he eases himself back into the role following his return to the saddle after recuperating from surgery. Nick is no longer stable jockey for his godfather Lloyd Williams.

The split comes as no surprise: Nick Hall follows in the footsteps of Danny Nikolic, Michael Rodd and Steven Arnold, who all held positions as stable jockey to Lloyd Williams, as did trainers Brad Marzato, Graham Rogerson and John Sadler, who were his private trainers.

Maybe Lloyd didn’t approve of Nick’s tatts? Fuck knows.

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NSW TRAINERS ASSOCIATION WHACKS RACING NSW.

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We don’t envy new NSW Trainers Association CEO Steve McMahon’s task – having to deal not only with Racing NSW but also with a very restless and highly agitated cross section of trainers across every sector of racing in NSW. Their grievances – and most of not all of them are legitimate. They’ve led up  the proverbial garden path by some of their own office bearers and the regulator.

So it comes as no surprise that Steve McMahon, the third CEO of the Association in its brief and undistinguished history has arked up in a big way, and publicly about the results of a Trainers Survey released by Racing NSW on the highly contentious Benchmark  programming system in NSW.

Commenting on the results of the survey, Racing NSW CEO – Peter “the not so great” V’Landys declared that the Benchmark system would be retained and made a number of observations which McMahon has hotly disputed.

“Recent statements from Racing NSW are claiming a survey done last year suggests NSW trainers are split on Benchmarking. The statements neglect to inform that of the 1000 trainers in NSW only 50 surveys were returned”.

Bulls eye, Steve, delivered straight at and hitting the target with deadly accuracy.

“Most country trainers have already had their say opposing benchmarking in previous surveys and meetings. You only have to look at previous surveys and talk to trainers first hand to discover this survey is far from accurate”, McMahon continued.

Just when the needless “spin” and pointless smoke and mirrors coming out of Druitt Street will end is anybody’s guess. Over to you “messiah”. Do you and your newly appointment Board have the balls to do something positive?

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RADIO SPORTS NATIONAL KEEPS BUMBLING ALONG.

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It appears that our old mates (literally) Keith Hillier and Ray Huxley are not the only offenders when it comes to giving out incorrect information on that very ordinary excuse for a radio station.

It’s been pointed out to us that Racenet’s speed map analyst Greg Poulson who provides an overview and analysis of the Saturday Sydney metropolitan program, included Sienna Red as a starter in the last race at Rosehill last Saturday, including the horse in his speed map analysis and in the betting market.

No excuses here Greg. Scratchings are taken at 7.30am and from what we’re told your segment does not go to air till after 8.30am. Fortunately we don’t have to suffer the misfortune of tuning into Radio Sports National to access any racing information or for that matter listen to a collection of voices that belong to the living dead.

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Is it any wonder that the station does not participate in the official ratings surveys, which would clearly reveal their audience numbers would barely fill an old fashioned telephone box?

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THE HKJC TRAINING BRA DEPT.

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Now that the Licensing Committee has decided on who’s coming and who’s going, we are very glad to see young Italian jockey Umberto Rispoli in Hong Kong along with our good mate, Austrian-born Andreas Suborics, below, riding again after his horrifying fall, months of rehabilitation and a short retirement. He is truly The Comeback Kid.

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With this now outta the way, one has to wonder how some of Hong Kong trainers might be faring and if there could be a few staring at Out Clauses and a doorman standing there with a half-shut door as some peer into half-empty glasses?

It has always been about the jockeys, but, everything changes and the HKJC are not dullards. They keep tabs on everyone and the recent confusing/messy/weirdly dodgy enquiry into the sartorially elegant trainer Andy Leung’s dealings with The Double Up Syndicate and its alleged self-appointed head of this racing syndicate in former local jockey Simon HK Yim has raised more than a few eyebrows.

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“Diuuuuu, I made the Kiss Curl all by myself!” Andy Leung falls in love with himself again.

Firstly, for us, having an ex-jockey, especially someone like Yim- and we won’t go into details as to why we say “especially”- being involved in a racing syndicate alarms us as it goes beyond “working” with trainer Leung. It goes all the way up, down and sideways, to possibly working with Assistant Trainers, mafoos and trackwork riders.

Simon Yim, who had his problems with the Stewards when a jockey, first came to prominence riding for- uh oh- Patrick Biancone, pictured below. And, have merci and the old sacre bleus, but how controversy has dogged this one-time champion trainer who strode around Hong Kong with a cigar in his mouth and a Miss Hong Kong on his arm. Oh, and Simon Yim as his stable apprentice.  

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Yim has been around the block, knows the ins and outs of Hong Kong racing, knows who’s who and where the real power lies and we’d be looking very carefully at any syndicates in which he might be involved. In fact, there should be some type of “warning” saying, “Simon HK Yim involved with this horse.”  

Away from Trainer Leung, the arrival and the immediate success of “new boy” and world class horseman Richard Gibson has made being a Trainer in Hong Kong something that needs to be earned and not just be taken for granted.

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The Group One winning Richard Gibson has ushered in a new era to Hong Kong’s Training ranks. What he has been able to achieve with some also-rans and never-rans he inherited- Zezao, Great Renown, Easy Gold- has shown just what a world-class Trainer he is and how, in a very short time- perhaps as short as two years- he’ll be up there mixing it with the likes of Caspar Fownes, Tony Cruz and John Size- each of whom, it must be said, have also taken over horses from other trainers and improved them by lengths.

The success of Gibson- and from everything we know, his straight-forward, no bullshit way in dealing with jockeys and owners- has earned him enormous respect with everyone- owners, jockeys and even the Chinese racing media.

As with the recent move of Military Move from John Moore to Gibson, watch other stable changes and all going to Richard Gibson taking place. We have a laundry list of owners and their horses  banging the trainer’s door down to get their horses into his stable. But, Gibson, is too smart to fall for the Greed Factor. He understands that fickleness can work both ways, how he could be “the flavour of the day” and the importance of having his own purchases come out firing on all cylinders and proving he is every bit as astute as we know him to be.

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FERRARIS’ SWEET ORANGE MAKES SOME SUCK AND TURN SOUR.

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Trainer David Ferraris not only mad his knockers eat humble pie, he squirted them with some Sweet Orange, the owners of which, we hear, were being heavily wooed by one particular trainer to move the horse to his stable. Well, buddy, bad karma felled that plan.  

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One is only as a good as what you have on your side- and in the case of trainers- in your stables. Let’s be frank and say that David Ferraris aka”The Hoarse Whisperer” doesn’t have the big spending owners of a John Moore who can easily purchase very expensive and highly credentialed horse flesh from Europe and which then takes out nearly every Cup race in Hong Kong. That’s easy and the perception and term used to describe Moore is that he is “The Cups King.” With the money spent on his “Cup successes” what else could he be? The D Cup King? Boobsy?

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Ladies, imagine waking up to these.

So when Ferraris kept having horses running placings this season, the drum beats started pounding about how he was finished and, so, the “poachers”, as they had done last season, weaseled next to the owners and tried to take whatever was in his stable worth taking.

Known for his quick fuse, Ferrrais probably went home a few times and cut up a number of his ties, gritted his teeth and waited for The Year Of The Dragon- and it has been a good start for the trainer.

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Jockeys freeze their nuts off at Shatin as The Dragon blows an icy wind their way and up their pants.

Ferraris made the decision to bring Weichong Marwing back from South Africa to ride his Sweet Orange in the prestigious Mercedes Benz Classic Trial and the rest as they say is history. Some who slapped Ferraris on the back- with daggers- after the horse won the race and spoilt the party for the John Size-trained and Douglas Whyte-ridden odds-on favourite Fay Fay- were the same people who were trying to get their hands on this horse. They were left to choke on their words and how Ferraris and his stable were “fucked”.

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Though pulling hard and refusing to settle, the experienced Marwing got a nice trail into the race on the back of three strangely-ridden Moore horses of his quartet of runners in the ten horse field. Coming to the turn, it looked as if Sweet Orange would have to be content with a second placing to Fay Fay. But Sweet Orange dug deep into the softish conditions, seemed to thrive in the bloody cold day at Shatin and through a very hard, driving ride by Marwing, he- the horse is an entire which makes things even more interesting for the owners- got the better of Whyte on Fay Fay.

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One thing: Yes, it was a very good ride by the likeable South African jockey, but let’s never forget who has trained the horse- the same trainer who also trained the great Vengeance Of Rain and who had seen some of his best horses leave his yard last season to others- and then flop badly- and had the wherewithal to call up Weichong Marwing to do the job which others failed to do.

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As we all know, in anything in life what matters most is a hit TODAY- and not what has come and gone. People have short memories, especially in horse racing, and “The Hoarse Whisperer” knows this. But this big race success was the perfect fillip the trainer needed- to shut up the naysayers and knockers and give himself the much-needed confidence booster to walk around Shatin cock-a-hoop and with a smile on his face which says, “I did it, you fucking tossers and you can all just line up and kiss my sweet orange ass.” Or something like that.

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1O REASONS TO GO RACING IN HONG KONG ISSUE

1: It’s better than staying home and picking your nose.

2: It’s far more fun than sitting at W52 in Wyndham Street with all the other “dudes” and trying desperately to find “love” in a totally wrong place.

3: You never know what a Happy Wednesday night at Happy Valley might throw up. If it’s someone like this very charming Dutch lady who we met by chance some months ago, you’re REALLY in the money. Not that there are many like her round, but you never know. There’s also plenty of beefcake for the ladies.

4: The chance to win BIG even though knowing nothing about how to bet, how to read “speed maps”, “handicaps”, weights and all kinds of other clutter PLUS even knowing that you’ve won.

Last Wednesday, for instance, the last five races were all won by Number 7- and to many who 7 is a lucky number, well, they did very well for themselves and went clubbing until Thursday morning Work? What work?

5: For the guys, the chance to chat up some very elegantly dressed and good looking, intelligent young ladies- usually the daughters of rich Chinese horse owners who have been coerced to attending the races, are surrounded by their parents friends and bored shitless and desperate to meet someone their own age. Or you just meet some fun girls out for a good time and happy to be at the races.

6: A chance to see for yourself and up close and personal that jockeys are real athletes and not some dumb smurfs on horseback. Well, as with any sport, some are- dummies and Smurfs.

7: The always terrifying thought of being ambushed and interviewed by visiting Sydney-based jockey, Neil Paine, whose video featuring his must-see-to-believe appearance at Happy Wednesday last year has now had over 8,500 views on YouTube- and going up every day!

8: To sit back, watch the totalisator board click over, wonder where the hell the millions of dollars being bet are coming from and imagine it’s all yours.

9: Meet and listen to thousands of people you’ve never ever met before tell you how “close” they came to winning.

10: A chance to meet Bill “Good Time” Nader, the Hong Kong Jockey Club’s Director of Racing.

So, okay, we wanted to get this list over with quickly.

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THE TASMANIAN DRAGON ISSUE

One can do what they want, but is it what they need? This is what we have been thinking about many of those working in marketing in way too many jockey clubs and also having spoken to suppliers who have been hired, work their arses off according to the weirdest “briefs”, present their work, and which, very often, never sees the light of day.

Why? Few of these marketing gurus know what’s right, but once this work is presented, everybody and their dog suddenly come to the realization that everything is all wrong. The fault of the supplier? So think the gremlins who gave these people the brief in the first place and when the buck should stop with them.

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What happens next is everyone going into PANIC mode and overdrive to cover their asses and tracks and where The Blame Game is shamelessly played out along with lame excuse called Pass The Buck.

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As we have written below, like the Italian racing industry, the racing industry is not only in dire straits like a rare bad Mark Knopfler Moment, it is, sadly, up the proverbial creek without a paddle and the only racing club winning today being the HKJC. Why? It is the only game in town, it has a CEO who “gets it”- from a GLOBAL perspective- and who is a game-changer not resting on his German laurels. He knows full-well that things can always turn and bite one on their arse when least expecting it. Like a boy scout, he knows he must always Be Prepared- and so must his troops.

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The future of the ENTIRE racing industry is staring into the same mess which derailed the music industry. But many are not seeing and have not see what we have with the latter industry. This had to do with nepotism, cronyism and which had to do with bad hires who refused to see the forest for the trees and went about doing what has always been done as this was the way it had always been.

It was a constant game of either keeping their heads down and not putting their balls on the line by saying and doing tickyboo or else keeping themselves “busy” by attending one useless meeting after the next and looking harried. It all LOOKED good and The Big Guy would say, “She works very hard.” Yes, maybe, but what the hell is she DOING and is it any good? It never was. 

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Nothing comes easy today, especially when it comes to marketing in its truest form and not ATTEMPTS to understand marketing and on-the-job “training” while running around with fancy titles given out way too liberally. Promotion work is not marketing and we know many who are incapable of even writing a simple marketing brief, let along working on a strategy statement.

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In today’s consumer-driven world with its plethora of choices, those running racing clubs and, especially those hired to “connect” with consumers better get going- and quickly- to understand how and why and where and when this should happen.

Social media is evolving at the rate of Don Knotts and so-called “marketing” people better understand and not use this term as just another buzz word at presentations. One can fool some of the people all of the time, but- well, you know how the line ends.

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Facebook, for example, will soon have its own IPO. Last week, Jerry Yang, the founder of the floundering Yahoo, resigned. All the major social networking sites are at war against the stupidity of SOPA- the Stop Online Piracy Act. Talk about shutting the barnyard door after the horse- and genie- have bolted.

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So if all these people who bandy this term called “social media” are clueless about any of the above- and the impact it will have on social media when used in the marketing of horse racing to its future customers- totally new racing enthusiasts with a veritable buffet of entertainment choices- they are not only kidding themselves, they are also making all the wrong noises to their superiors and talking utter crap.

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One has to wonder who hired THEM and what THEIR qualifications are and if they are allowed to keep bringing in inferior versions of themselves, what one will have is one very weak Starship Enterprise and heading into the great unknown with those “hard-working”  little Oompah Loompahs in tow and one giant abyss. And no, we don’t have a lisp.

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RUMBLINGS GROW LOUDER IN QUEENSLAND

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“Racing Industry needs closer Labor scrutiny”, barked Brisbane’s only daily newspaper – the Courier Mail in an editorial on January 13. Despite the Courier Mail’s very strong conservative view of the world, and we are poles apart ideologically, the editorial resonated on many fronts and from what we are hearing, the governance, strategy, direction and modus operandi of Racing Queensland and its heavyweight Chairman Bob Bentley, is causing more than a mere flutter in the hearts and minds of Queensland racing people.

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“Hello, I am Bob Bentley and like the car itself, I am driving everyone around the Mercedes-Benz! Haw haw haw!”

Bentley was and always will be a polarizer: You are either one of his crew or drifting towards one of the many reefs in far north Queensland. To be fair, Queensland racing was very much an “old boys” network before Bentley arrived on the scene. It was a very political organization with entrenched links to the Government of the day – run and controlled by the Joh Bjelke-Peterson/Russ Hinze team. The metropolitan clubs ruled supreme. There was no governing body and any dissenters were treated with contempt. The Committee Rooms at Eagle Farm and Doomben were the only places to be, and an invitation to either was coveted not just by racing people but also by Queensland’s aspiring and ambitious social and career climbers.

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But like many empires which end up in decay, Queensland racing’s emperors and their empire had long passed their Use By date, and together with a very significant and almost seismic shift in the political landscape, the inevitable shake-up happened. And that’s a story for another day.

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Enter Bob Bentley, who was in the process of forging a very strong and mutually beneficial with successive Labor State Governments and the movers and shakers in the Labor Party backroom – the “machine” men.

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“Billy” Bob Bentley succeeded in shaking up Queensland racing, which at the time was in a dire need of a shake-up, not unlike the present situation in our own backyard in NSW. Despite the howls of protest, several rundown country race clubs were either closed down or lost their Tab race dates. The Queensland racing model was unsustainable – racing in the Sunshine State was at the crossroads. Bob Bentley was the right man at the right time.

Tough and uncompromising, his crash-through approach ruffled the feathers of the Queensland “racing establishment”, who were unaccustomed to a governance structure where the Principal Clubs in metropolitan Brisbane no longer ruled the roost. But the “old guard” was not going to roll over. It undertook a campaign of rage at some of the decisions and initiatives that Queensland Racing and its newest incarnation Racing Queensland have introduced and implemented.

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The Bob Bentley

His position on the Board of the Queensland’s pari-mutuel wagering operator, Unitab has also drawn claims of conflict of interest.  The Board of Racing Queensland is also very much made up of Bentley supporters. Some appointments were extremely controversial, as was the Appointment process itself.

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It’s that man again and a Mini-Me!

The most recent tipping point and the trigger for the Courier Mail editorial was the announcement by Queensland Premier Anna Bligh of a $35 million funding grant to the Gold Coast Turf Club for an upgrade of the track and facilities. The significant aspect of her announcement was that it was a “no strings attached” deal, unlike Racing Queensland’s deal which insisted on a trade-off for equity in the Club.

While the argy bargy between Bentley and Racing Queensland and the Gold Coast Turf Club was being played out, the rumblings across the Queensland racing industry about Bentley and Racing Queensland’s heavy handedness literally beating the Clubs into submission by starving them of essential funds for infrastructure and maintenance, started to resonate.

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The facilities at Eagle Farm and Doomben and at the Gold Coast mirror the problems that Queensland racing’s decision makers and administrators , through their tunnel vision view of the future, are so hopelessly incapable of resolving. Each year during the Queensland winter racing carnival, we hear the same complaints of outdated facilities failing to cope with modest, by carnival standards, crowds that attend. Ditto the Gold Coast Magic Millions carnival where, despite the influx of visitors to the Sales, and the generally high quality of the race card, the facilities have been overwhelmingly condemned as reminiscent of a time warp.

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It is not surprising that so many of the inter-state visitors to the sales, give the Magic Millions race day a wide berth and prefer instead to laze by their hotel pools rather than be a part of the bunfight at the race track. And, good grief, what a bunfight it still is about the outcome of the protest! Move on, people! It’s over.

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With a State election imminent and some powerful and vocal sections of the Queensland racing industry taking to the media threatening to take some of racing’s issues into the election campaign, Premier Bligh clearly wanted no part of this. Her political instincts warned her that she risked being wedged. The Gold Coast is looming as an election rout for the Bligh Labor Government.  And to be caught in the crossfire between Bob Bentley, whose popularity rating like Brad Haddin’s current batting average would struggle to get into double figures, and the Gold Coast Turf Club, which has had to deal with its own demons and power struggles at both a board and administration level; would have been akin to a dose of political suicide.

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If, as most of the respected political pundits predict, Premier Bligh and her Labor Government are headed the way of her colleagues in NSW last year, then Bob Bentley is dead man walking. One of the first acts of an incoming Liberal Government will be to show Bob Bentley the door that is clear marked EXIT.

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 ITALIAN RACING PROBLEMS MAY BE CONTAGIOUS.

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 The news that the crisis in Italian racing has triggered  noisy and rowdy demonstrations and protests attended by up to 1500 outside the Italian Parliament in Rome, with an explosive device ominously going off at one, and firecrackers let off at the other, and thankfully no reports of any casualties; should send a clear message to Governments and racing administrators worldwide: Italian Racing, in recent years, has been going down the gurgler and fast.

Its decline has been accelerated by the economic crisis in Europe and in the euro zone. But the crisis in Italian racing is unambiguously reflective of much deeper and entrenched problems faced by thoroughbred racing and all forms of racing in many countries. It would be naïve and  delusional to point the finger of blame on the economic contagion that is sweeping through Europe and specifically, in this instance, Italy.

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It is true that successive Italian Governments have failed dismally to provide the necessary legislative support to secure the racing industry’s revenue or funding base. They have collectively chosen to take their eyes off the ball in supporting an industry that directly employs over 50,000 people, let alone the many Italians that indirectly earn a living out of racing through a network of racing related industries.

Racing has been low on the list of priorities for a succession of Italian Governments and their legislators. And can you blame them? Bunga Bunga parties sound much more fun after all.

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Governments alone cannot be blamed for the plight that Italian racing finds itself in. The Italian Racing Industry and its administrators must shoulder and share the blame. Together they have been complicit in doing an Emperor Nero, while Rome has burned right under their eyes and noses.

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In an ideal world, Governments and Racing should not be joined at the hip. But we don’t live in an ideal world and never have and never will. But that has and never will be an excuse for a racing industry to absolve itself of blame for the crisis that racing finds itself in many countries the world over.

In Italy, there has been no racing so far in 2012 – at any of its 41 racetracks. Government funding, it is alleged by many in the Italian racing industry, will be cut by 40 per cent – which clearly will be the death knell for Italian racing. But, according to Italian gambling authorities, betting slumped a massive 20 per cent. Attendances at race meetings continued their dramatic move south.

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In an attempt to throw a lifeline to the racing industry, the Italian Parliament this week accepted a proposal, to refer to its Budget and Finance Commission, amending an act of parliament to allow part of the revenue from taxes obtained from slot machines to be handed over to the racing industry to help finance prize money.

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Band aid solutions to temporarily treat the symptoms of what clearly is a much more deep-rooted problem. Any industry that relies on Government subsidies and industry protection for its survival is surely doomed. And this in the position that Italian Racing and for that matter racing in many countries and particularly some states in Australian finds itself in.

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It is also where Hong Kong racing does not find itself in. And it is why the Hong Kong racing model, despite the onerous and draconian legislative requisite to keep Government coffers topped up to the tune of several billions of dollars each year, is in a buoyant position of strength and prosperity, which it will continue to be in for the foreseeable future.

The critical and fundamental difference between Hong Kong and its funding model, is that it has full and absolute control over all significant areas of its racing product – wagering, vision, infrastructure and facilities. It has complete control over its revenue streams, through its complete ownership of the totalisator – on and off course.

For wagering, the Hong Kong Jockey Club is the only game in town. If you want to place a bet on racing or on soccer – the only two sports that can be legally wagered on, there is only one legal wagering operator – the Hong Kong Jockey Club.

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Sure there are illegal offshore bookmakers, but to the overwhelming majority of punters, the Hong Kong Jockey Club is the only vehicle for wagering in Hong Kong. There are no privatized pari-mutuel totalisator companies or corporate bookmakers or betting exchanges who can cannibalize racing’s revenue streams.

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Controlling the “treasury” means controlling your destiny. It is what the European, American and Australian racing industries don’t have control over. And it is one of the major reason why the racing industries in these countries are struggling and eventually will confront a fate similar to Italy.

Of course, any industry is only as good as those who run it, and again in these racing jurisdictions there is an unmistakable poverty of talent and ability, knowledge and expertise among their racing administrators. Short term and band aid solutions, an obscene dependence on Governments and legislation to fund and protect the racing industry is akin to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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In Australia, we take a deep breath each time the various State racing administrations are confronted with decisions relating to all aspects of their future and their survival.  Show us an Australian racing administrator with leadership and vision, with the flair and fortitude to change the way racing does business in this challenging and ultra competitive modern world where technology and communication makes you do the impossible, and we’ll show you a Thylacine Cynocephalus (Tasmanian Tiger – believed to be extinct).

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No leadership, no vision and soon, no gig? Who knows?

Back to Italy and our good mate Frankie Dettori, who wore a blue “Save Italian Racing” t-shirt when he was here in December for the International meeting, for the last word. “Italy is in crisis – there is a great tradition of racing there, a great history, and it would be a tragedy if that was to be lost. I know there are many other pressing issues for the Government, but if they don’t do something we could be looking at 50,000 people out of work. I feel for my family, I feel for my friends, I feel for the Industry as a whole”.

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IS TASMANIAN RACING WORTH SAVING?

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This must surely be the question that the Tasmanian State Government would be asking itself after yet another series of debacles that have made Tasmanian Racing appear to be a fitting plot for an episode of the comedy classic, Fawlty Towers, Basil.

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Setting aside all the cheap jokes that are made about Tasmanians and their heritage and lineage, the headlines that Tasmanian racing habitually attracts makes you wonder if there is a reality edge to the many jests about the inhabitants of the Apple Isle.

Certainly Basil Fawlty and Manuel must be in charge of Tasracing, the governing body that is supposed to be running Tasmanian racing. The litany of errors and mismanagement, flawed decision making and dare we say it, allegations of incompetence have combined to bedevil Tasmanian racing.

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While its predecessor, Tote Tasmania, left its own legacy of crises and problems of its own making, its successor Tasracing appears to have already created its own legacy which has now taken Tasmanian racing to the edge of that well known precipice from which there can be no turning back.

Not only has Tasracing completely disenfranchised the participant groups – the trainers and owners and jockeys, but it has now managed to wake up Hobart’s only daily newspaper – the Mercury from its slumber. In an editorial this week, the Mercury fired off a stinging rebuke to Tasracing and questioned both its management and Government funding, demanding that the State Government intervene to put an end to the “waste of taxpayers money”, which could otherwise be legitimately spent on such community imperatives as health, education and policing.

Ominously the editorial pointed to the Government funding of upgrades of Bellerive Oval and York Park which have attracted the staging of many successful sporting events, and particularly in cricket and AFL. When the media alludes to particular sports which are delivering financial and community benefits, in a direct and opposite comparison to racing, the alarm bells are ringing loud and clear.

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Governments have shown that they are particularly sensitive to newspaper editorials and media commentary. To Premier Lara Giddings and her colleagues in the minority State Government, the chickens have come home to roost for Tasracing and the Tasmanian racing industry. Supposed rabbit holes at Elwick race course which caused the cancellation of a race meeting last week, a fire at Launceston which blew out the lighting towers and resulted in the last two races being abandoned and grave concerns over the state of the Elwick race track in the lead up to Tasmanian’s heavily-promoted summer racing carnival which commences with the running of the Tasmanian Guineas this weekend, are just the tip of a rapidly growing iceberg of problems which seem to have plagued Tasmanian racing over recent years.

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There have been monumental stuff-ups with a successions of major infrastructure projects and some very questionable and poor decision making, which has seen confidence in Tasmanian racing plummet to levels lower than double digits.  There has been en exodus of owners, trainers, jockeys and breeders from Tasmania. The jockey shortage is so bad it has to import jockeys from Victoria – fly them over at Tasracing’s expense to enable a race meeting to go ahead. Prize money is a pittance.

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The great danger for Tasmanian racing is that the State Government might just put its hands in the air and say enough is enough. It could decide that it could recoup the revenue that it would lose in taxes and save the money that it pumps into the racing industry by simply turning Tasmania into a wagering hub with low level taxes and license fees for wagering operators to plug any shortfall. It is an option that the Tasmanian Government may just be pondering, as it turns its attention to its own survival.

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FREDDO AND HIS EMAIL OF THE DAY

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It is good to read the news of happenings in the happening places but what of the far flung places like the (almost) forgotten Tasmania? A recent editorial in that trusty journal the Hobart Mercury took a big stick to the racing administrators in the Island State, (Improvements way off track.. Jan 17, 2012) and it seems that a lot of money has been spent propping up the racing industry, but it also seems that the hierarchy has stuffed up big time.

A read of the editorial and a quick look at the recent history shows all too clearly that it is time for a clean out of the bureaucracy, and time for some action instead of empty words.

The current major problem – but a very long standing one – is the state of the major racetrack at Elwick in the lovely capital city of Hobart. With just weeks to the big one for the year, the Hobart Cup, another meeting was cancelled after the discovery of holes in the track. At first it was said that drainage problems were the cause, now the gurus are saying that it was a few rabbits that did the damage! 

Whatever the reason, and will we ever really know, this just caps a long list of excuses for cancellations and poor tracks; usually it is the trainers and jockeys who let their imaginations run wild in inventing “reasons” for a loss, but it looks like it is the racing administrators in Tasmania who take the prize for inventiveness with their excuses and promises of better things to come. Here’s a little sampling from over the years:

In September 2009 after the third consecutive meeting (since Aug 9) was postponed the Tasmanian Thoroughbred Racing consultant, a Mr. Neil Gardener, went on the defensive against claims a meeting was called off because the tractor became bogged.

“The tractor was not bogged. It did severely damage a section at the 1100 metres” he said. Apparently the problem was just a few blocked drains, so there!

Having obviously extracted the tractor after the postponement on the 21st, the scheduled meeting for the 29th of September was also called off because of rain. This time the optimistic track consultant told an anxious industry “deep draining would be carried out, with sand slip drains due to be installed in February”.

In March, 2010 a meeting was called off 20 minutes before the first race because the surface was “loose and shifting”. Sorry we didn’t notice this earlier, but then it did rain – 10ml of rain in 24 hours, hardly a drenching. Looks like the sand slip drains were a fizzer.

Following that loss the Tasracing Chief Executive, Gary Lottering, took a peek outside and declared that he had confidence in his staff to fix the ongoing problem at Elwick, but admitted it would take time. He went on to say:

“No one wants to go to work and experience these problems, it’s a difficult set of circumstances however we have invested a lot of money for equipment and it will take time to get it right.”

“We have learnt from the incident and the inside track will be ready in weeks rather than months.”

How much have they learnt, and was that large investment a good one? Now into 2012 and just weeks from the biggest race meeting of the year yet again a meeting lost with drainage and rabbits copping the blame. Two tracks, and not one of them fit to race on. No wonder the local organ gave them a blast – but would they read it? Both the CEO and the Track Consultant are out of the State on holidays so we can’t credit them with any ingenious excuses.

The local trainers, owners and jockeys are rightfully fed up with excuses from the costly bureaucracy, and as one wag so aptly put it “The rabbits aren’t on the track, they are in the Board room and executive offices of Tasracing.”

The heavy hand of Government weighs heavily on the racing industry in Tasmania, and probably rightfully so as the State has invested a lot of money in recent years – about time for the Minister to sweep through and shift a few of the old mates along, go for competence instead of connections, and start getting some value for that money.

Freddo

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 BITCHES AND PIECES

As anyone who knows anything about racing in Hong Kong will tell you, it means zero what the English racing media writes. That’s for HKJC officials and a few foreigners in town. It carries little or no weight and will never bring about any change. However, when the Chinese racing media starts rattling its sabres with its game of rumours and innuendos, everyone takes heed and which results in the old game of Chinese Whispers.

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It’s natural what with over 99.9% of the betting public being Chinese. Over the past few weeks the stories of a very well-known Hong Kong trainer and how he lost an untidy big bundle in one of the casinos in Macau- some say $5m, others say, over $20m- and how, because of this, his “focus” has been elsewhere- has been embellished and trotted out on-track, off-the-track and way-off-track. We have one word for all of this: Bollocks.

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We know the trainer in question very well despite attempts to not reveal his name for legal reasons by those who have written about him. And we have our guesses as to why one particular Chinese reporter has “pumped up” this story. Guess it was also a slow day for real news and so came this work of fiction.

Even if true- and it’s not- we have no idea what losing at the tables and his professionalism as a trainer have to do with anything, but tongues are wagging and where there are wags, there are other tales.

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This other one also involves Macau and a one-time quite a socialite when married to member of Macau racing’s fraternity. These days, the still very attractive lady seems a little lost and, according to the rumour mill and, again, the Chinese racing media, also more than a little greedy and desperately in needs of funds.

As our mothers used to say, Never a Lender or a Borrower Be and it appears that our lady friend just might be owing some people we would never shake hands with in case we lose a few fingers, a seven figure amount. What to do? Her ex-husband can’t help as he lives in his own La La world. The current boyfriend? Nah, he’s nowhere as rich as she might have once thought and not “the catch” to end all catches. In fact, if we caught this one, we’d throw it back from where it came from.

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Just another rumour from the Chinese media mill? Not this time. Where there’s smoke, there’s a fire up your arse and it is the talking point with many in The Mysteria Lane of Asia- Macau. Watch this all end in tears.

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TOMMY BERRY TURNS DEAF EAR TO BORING OLD RADIO FART.

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People whom we thought knew better are still banging on about THAT decision by the stewards on the Gold Coast to uphold Tommy Berry’s protest against Nash Rawiller and with both jockeys riding horse for Lady Gai- who, by the way, is TERRIFIC for the sport in Oz- and elsewhere- and makes many of her male counterparts sound like yobs and act like girlie men. The lady has balls and beneath that lady-like behaviour, she is sharp and can mix it with the best of them. Just ask John Shreck. 

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As for this non-stop wang-dang-doodle about this Stewards’ decision, we have to laugh when we listen to racing radio stations and people like “Wes” and “Shorty” in Perth- and we like these guys and their programmes- start going on and on about this result and end with, “But it’s over and it’s time to move on.”

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We can kinda handle this, but what really got us was the grilling young Tommy Berry received from one particular Grumpy Old Man on radio recently.

The young Berry had done the decent thing. Invited to phone in, he did exactly this perhaps thinking, he’d just be asked to just recap on what had transpired. But the grilling he got from one of these armchair panelists and critics was the stuff which took us back to schoolyard bullies. 

This bloke was rude, arrogant, a twat, he was wrong, wrong, wrong and the quiet Tommy Berry made him sound like a right imbecile. This wasn’t “talk back radio”, this was gawdawful Talking Through My Pockets Radio and if we were Tommy Berry, we would have told the twat to go get stuffed and had his lawyers send him a suit for libel and defamation of character.

Instead of trying to put words into Tommy Berry’s mouth and corner him into saying something which was a dead issue, this radio station and the goofball doing the interrogation should have had the balls to have Wade Birch, the Chief Steward, phone in and take the grilling. And we all know how much he loves and thrives on publicity- good or bad.

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“Publicity? Where?”

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THE GOLD COAST MAGIC MILLIONS “VIRAL” VIDEO…

…WHICH IS LOST ON US.

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Perhaps, we had to be there, but we find the above video to be silly stuff and which has still managed to get over 3000 views on YouTube. 3,000? Hell, the video of new grandpa Neil Paine’s memorable appearance at a Happy Wednesday event late last year has gone over 11,ooo views- ELEVEN THOUSAND views- and with “Knackers” back in Hong Kong in February! We feel an encore is on the cards as “Knackers” has done more to promote the Happy Wednesday events overseas than anyone we know- especially to the “reticense” of Australia. Faaark!

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THE 25 HOTTEST FEMALE POKER PLAYERS

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Seriously, can we have a photo of 25 of the hottest female racing experts? 

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HOW TO SPOT A WANKER

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We recently came across a missive from a middle management wannabe from a Race Club on a marketing campaign initiative which bore a striking resemblance to written and verbal utterances from a former CEO of a Victorian racing governing body.

It did not take long to draw the very obvious conclusion that right before our very eyes was the template of wanker behaviour, which we are happy to share.

Both “wankers”, through their written and spoken words, are, and were, clearly batting way out of their crease. The middle management wannabe had a giveaway first name, more in keeping with a certain robotic character from a low budget 80’s Australian television dating game show Perfect Match.

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The ex CEO, a cast-off from a multi-national global food manufacturing conglomerate wore down every mirror in the building as he painstakingly re-arranged his attire and general appearance countless times each day, in between anxiously checking his own missives which he received each day from the US of A keeping him up to speed on the very latest “buzz” words and meaningless clichés which were delivered the previous day by his fellow traveller executive wankers in the boardrooms of New York and the after dinner circuit.

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Back to our wannabe and his missive. Punctuated by a collection of in vogue buzz words such as “iterations”, “phonetics”, “personifications”, “platform name”, “extensibility”, his missive reminded us of the 80’s classic “Road to Nowhere”. Wankers do this with monotonous regularity and it is a give away. It’s also known as covering your tracks and your own inadequacies and your shallow level of knowledge and understanding of the very areas that you have told your employer that you specialize in.

Basically you have shammed and scammed your way into a job. You try and delay the moment of truth for as long as you can. You manoeuvre and scheme and hit the keyboard of your computer with meaningless drivel hoping to yet again bluff your way out of being possibly outed for engaging in behaviour akin to false pretences.

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Wankers do the same in their social circles. They are the “great pretenders”, and often out of nothing more than keeping then peace and avoiding conflict, you bite your tongue, grit your teeth and let the Wankers embarrass themselves as they inevitably do.

Our ex-Racing CEO was one mother of a wanker. His knowledge of the racing industry wouldn’t even fill the smallest of a “post it” note. And he managed to embarrass himself on every occasion that he opened his mouth on racing matters.

On one particular occasion at a racing function, and not long after he had taken up his position, he asked for the great Australian racing living legend Bart Cummings to be pointed out to him.

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About two years after he left the racing industry and scammed his way into an executive position at a well known brewing group, we came across his Secretary at a corporate box at a carnival race meeting and that little voice inside our head was again proven to be correct.

This wanker, we discovered was a member of a US-based global “young presidents” type network of corporate wannabes, who wanked across the globe trading buzz words and clichés and experiences. Little more than a bunch of intellectual and moral bankrupts, this group were hardly “young”. They were notoriously conservative and very much risk averse.

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They were fans of changing things for change sake and to leave what they believed would be their very own footprint and legacy on the organization that they were completely fucking up, by their erratic management and distorted view of the world.

Every working day, this wanker would check his email for an update of clichés and buzz words that got an airing in the boardrooms of the big corporations in Uncle Sam land, and through the after dinner circuit. He would then eagerly try them out on his own missives to staff and his unfortunate contemporaries from organizations that had to deal with the brewery.

He was a great exponent of “going forward” and the “straw man” was a big part of his team of meaningless and wanker vocabulary. He was and still is an object of derision. A dangerous wanker, this guy adopted a “slash and burn” approach, ridding the organization of anyone with talent and knowledge who may have posed a threat by exposing him as a “fake”. It didn’t take the brewery less time than it took the racing governing body to do its own purging and show this guy the exit.

Let’s acknowledge one important fact about wankers. They are resilient. Like viruses they mutate and it protects them from ever becoming an endangered species. Pity about that.

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THE “WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING ADVERTISING” GROVELLING ISSUE

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For the past two years and when we started out as a very small organ which no one wanted to touch- or read, we have shied away from accepting advertisers.

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Why? Many are a pain-in-the-arse to deal with and want this and that- for free- and always want more- for free. It’s like being Oliver Twist and Oliver Twisted. Plus, we have been in the advertising game and know what twats we could be. 

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Rightly or wrongly, we have turned down advertising from a number of racing sites, brands, corporates, agents, bloodstock agents etc as, we felt, it could have  have put shackles on our arms, legs and minds and turned us into a sniveling  group of Kunta Kintes. And we all know what a Kunte he turned out to be.

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But now, with, let’s just say, we have THE biggest number of subscribers and Views of ANY racing website anywhere in the world, and total freedom in what we write, we have decided to change our minds. It’s a woman’s prerogative.

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Part of this change of mind has to do with our new partnership with www.fasttrack.hk where we can also be found- and which has more about Hong Kong racing than anywhere else- and followers on Twitter and Facebook.

We know who we can reach- and how and where.Yes, we are know-it-alls. Hey, if we don’t blow our own trumpets, who will? John “Knuckle Dragger” O’Shea?

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And so, we are now accepting advertising here and on Fast Track as we cannot just keep writing and writing for free as we all have other jobs and more important things to do. Like having long lunches.

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WE need to get paid for our “product”- and our long lunches- so that YOUR product can attract a bigger- and newer- and a younger- consumer base.

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We won’t take ALL advertising, but effective communications which we think complement what we are writing, yes.

Want a special mention which might be of interest to our readers? We’ll find a place for it. 

Want any “ads” specially designed? We can do it for you. But, as well know by now, there is no such thing as a free lunch, okay? They can be trappy affairs.

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We don’t have rate cards- these are so, well, 2011- and fixed prices, but we are nothing if not flexible and prefer to find new ways of working- and more like partners- and where when and where we grow, so does your product.

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 Write to us at either info@racingbe.com or info@fasttrack.hk and let us know how we can work together and make things happen at a time when horse racing is evolving and casual and new racegoers are its future.

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Enough of the hard YELL so, cheers and keep your balls on the wicket like “Pup” did last week. With a girlfriend like he now has- dingling with the Bingle is also sooooo 2011- that will be tough.

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THE “ENTER THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON” ISSUE

ARE TIPS AND TIPSTERS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES?

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Everyone has tips or wants tips. But that latter group is getting smaller and smaller. At least in Hong Kong, this group comprises waiters in restaurants who hover around you like a bad smell that refuses to leave as they have either seen you with a trainer or a jockey or are sitting there with a jockey or trainer. It’s waiters and taxi drivers and security guards who sit in their “offices” on the ground floor of many Hong Kong apartments, usually in their Eighties, asleep, and totally unable to fight off anyone who might come-a-knocking. Still, they are hired because this is the way it’s always been and, as always, they wants tips. Yes, there’s no fool like an old fool.

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Today, there are tips and tipsters flying around everywhere. There are magazines with tips, there are newspaper lift-outs with tips, there are television shows with tips, on-track tipsters and, like everyone who is close to racing, we’ve been SO close to how it’s always been, we’ve never looked at it from the point-of-view of NEW racegoers. So, when a group of them told us last week that all the tips they read or were given were “shit house”, we listened.

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Their take is that with so many “tips” floating around, they are on Information Overload- and the equivalent of being spammed. And when these “tips” didn’t come in, they asked what the point it is spending all that time poring over these “costly tips” with the same old speed maps, ratings etc.

That’s the really big problem about giving out tips: The whining and spray one receives when they don’t come in- and this from seasoned punters, too, who talk through their pockets and blame YOU- the tipsters- for steering them the wrong way when THEY had it all figured out. Yes, tipping can be a dangerous hobby.

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Look, there will always be tips and tipsters, but it will be in a new way. We are living in a very critical world- especially when it comes to “converting” those to become regular racegoers and we are all ears these days when they tell us their thoughts as it is part of our business.

This market also has  plenty of thoughts about the music played on-track, the acts selected, the so-called horse racing and event “ads” and where and how- and why- these are placed. If these “advertisements” reek of “uncoolness”, they are fobbed off as being “unhipness from try-hards.”

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Again, looking back and seeing some of the communications we have seen and continue to see coming out of many racing clubs, this new and younger market are very correct. Many times, it all looks like they have been created for “internal approval.” It appears this is the “safe” way to do anything so that if anything goes tits up, The Blame Game can be played.

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This is what happened in the music industry and we all know how that industry is faring today. Not well at all as Pass The Buck continues.

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Compared, let’s say, to the new and brilliant Nike campaign, the marketing and promotional work of many racing clubs is not just lazy and tacky. It’s derivative and off-strategy. It’s more like Just Copy It as opposed to Just Do It- but Just Do It Differently.

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These new or potential race-goers see these attempts to communicate with them and laugh at the “uncoolness” of it all. And they ARE “un-cool” as those approving and “strategizing” this work are looking at things from only THEIR point of view and those of their colleagues. And, to be blunt, they are all probably past it and prefer spending their weekends with their families and would never ever consider walking into a Club which they probably still call a Disco. Same with all this need for tips and tipsters which is sooooo 2011, dude.

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In Oz, there are some very good trackwork watchers and very good form students and we all know who they are. Are they tipsters? Not really. A few actually work or help jockeys with advice on where and when to place their horses in their races and a handful of them are brilliant at what they do. They do not tip the way the HKJC’s Darren Flindell doesn’t really “tip”. He offers an opinion and often he can read a race very correctly. His advice/information recently about how he was put off Gracytom and Mentor in their respective races saved us quite a bit of  money. 

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Right now, like everyone trying to bring out tipping publications and opening tipping websites, all these old ways of marketing and promoting the sport must change. lf not, it’s the same old crap being churned out to the same old market of hardcore punters who are getting older.

The new race-goer thinks it’s all a waste of time and a total waste of felling more trees. They have their own ways of picking winners- names, birth dates, colours etc- and out of all this Information Overload, we predict a far more “streamlined” and one-stop way of giving out this information and allowing racegoers to make up their own minds and become a new generation of “tipsters.” Jeez, even the word “tipsters” put us off.

This one-stop racing information stop WILL be INTER-ACTIVE as this is what this market wants- no one telling or advising them what is  good or bad- but the opportunity for THEM to make up their OWN minds and make their own mistakes.

(Thanks to www.fasttrack.hk in the writing of this piece) 

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“TOFFEE TONGUE” MAKES A SPECTACULAR COMEBACK RACING!

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 We were going to lead with a couple of stories giving it to Victoria, after our visit down south during the New Year break, but we had to give priority to our old mate Peter “toffee tongue” McGauran, the former Federal Government Minister for Agriculture in the Howard Government (as the Racing NSW press release kindly advised us), and political hack who made, what we now know to be a timely exit from his position as Chief Executive of both Thoroughbred Breeders of Australia and its marketing arm – Aushorse, in the latter part of 2011.

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“Eeeeeeew! A horse!!!”

It should not be forgotten that McGauran was appointed to both positions during John “the Messiah” Messara’s reign as the “el presidente” of the Breeders organization. And we all know what position the “messiah” presently occupies. He is the king of all he surveys.

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Announcing the news that “toffee tongue” had joined Racing NSW as its Director of Strategy, Marketing and Public Affairs, Racing NSW Chief Executive Peter “the not so great” V’Landys waxed lyrical about the appointment of his mate. “We immediately sought Peter McGauran to join us when he left his previous position”, and “It is rare to have someone of Peter’s calibre become available. Peter brings enormous experience and ability and will be a major asset to the NSW racing industry”.

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Nice words Pete, and we all know they are from the heart. We believe you implicitly when you say that you head hunted good old “Toffee Tongue” when he left the Breeders and Aushorse. But we can’t help but join the dots with the dumping of the old Racing NSW Board: The “strict” terms of appointment preventing conflict of interest announced by Racing Minister George Souris for the new Board of Racing NSW; the Minister’s promise that the new Board would be “independent”; the appointment of the “messiah” both to the Board and as its Chairman despite what many regard as some very obvious conflicts of interest; the dumping of former Racing NSW Chairman Alan Bell and Board Member Kim Harding from the new Board (they must have had conflicts of interest!); the timing of both “Toffee Tongue’s” departure from his previous positions and his new appointment. Surely we can be forgiven for being cynical enough to join the dots?

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Sorry Pete, and not for one moment are we suggesting that you played any role in joining these dots. In fact we firmly believe that you have not had any role at all. We’ll leave all of that to others. But we don’t believe for any fleeting moment that “Toffee Tongue” will remain in his new role underneath your goodself for too long.

What we do believe is that he will be the next Chief Executive of Racing NSW, if and when “The Not So Great One” departs, either of his own accord, or when he is dumped should Racing NSW lose the now infamous “court case”. According to some of the corporates, who would bet on just about anything, the only odds on offer are about WHEN “The Not So Great One” will depart. Shame on them!

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The Retreat of The Not So Great One?

This poses another important question: What is “Toffee Tongue”, with his irresistibly impressive CV costing Racing NSW and the NSW racing industry? We’re talking real dollars and cents, not the smoke and mirrors stuff that “creative” accounting produces.

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Our guess is it would be somewhere in the $250-$300k range. Anything less and you’d be looking at a garden gnome’s remuneration package. And this begs a very relevant question: How can Racing NSW- which is so desperately short of cash, and run on a shoestring budget- afford such a high profile and expensive appointment to a newly created position on its executive team?

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We can only share the anger and frustration of the Race Clubs and particularly the Provincial and Country Race Clubs, who have been starved of funds for what seems like an eternity, during which time their training and racecourse facilities have deteriorated to such an extent that they will require many millions of dollars to bring them back to even a modestly acceptable level.

Perhaps the “50,000” or so participants that “The Not So Great One” keeps telling us that he is martyring himself for, should be asking these “hard” questions  that neither the many sycophants in the racing media nor those in positions of influence in the NSW racing have the balls to ask?

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We have a simple message for any of the “50,000” participants who read this blog – you have and will be continue to be treated with contempt by a totally out of touch cardboard cut out of a Racing Minister and his cohorts. The ATC, the Provincial and Country Clubs are scared shitless to take on “city hall”.

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The vested interests in the Hunter Valley would not dare rock the boat. And why would they? They are after all the “chosen few” in the NSW racing industry. So it really comes down to the participants groups – the Owners, Trainers Jockeys and Employees Associations, and on past and recent form, you can get long odds about these Associations speaking above anything but a whisper.

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OCCUPY RACING AT HANGING ROCK!

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We had heard so much about Hanging Rock races from our Melbourne pals that we decided to make a day of it with them and be part of a tradition that they had been part of for several years. Yes, we were briefed on the debacle with the 2010 race meeting where we believe vandals had cut out a large section of fencing inviting kangaroos from the adjoining forest to join the 7000 odd revellers in the picnic and festivities for which the two traditional Hanging Rock race meetings have become well-known.

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It must be said that the atmosphere when we arrived well over an hour before the race meeting was scheduled to commence was fantastic. Families had set up their picnics in good weather conditions – it had a real party atmosphere and, most importantly, for a summer race meeting it had patronage in the type of numbers that the metropolitan clubs and racing industry would dream of.

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Sadly for us and the rest of the patrons, the curse that seems to always visit Hanging Rock race meetings struck again. After the running of the first race, where a horse put its foot in a hole in the middle of the track during the running of the race and nearly fell, Stewards and officials after consulting jockeys, deemed the racecourse to pose an unacceptable safety risk to horses and jockeys and the meeting was called off.

Officially, and despite trials being conducted on the racecourse prior to the running of the meeting, there was a drainage problem, which resulted in the particular area in the straight giving way when the horse hit the spot.

Predictably, the post-mortem that followed, included sections of the industry and media questioning whether Hanging Rock should be exorcised from the Victorian racing calendar as a racing venue.

To their credit, the Hanging Rock Racing Club and Racing Victoria chose not to go down the knee-jerk path that racing so often chooses to go down and after identifying the cause of the problem, have committed to making the necessary investment to repair the drainage system, so that Hanging Rock remains an important fabric of Victorian racing.

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If the bean counters and some of the risk management pontificators had their way, racing would be so sanitized that it would be consigned to the scrap heap, like most of their grey matter. This type of so called “modern management” thinking fails to understand racing’s fundamental culture and appeal – the romantic side of racing that appeals to so many in the community, who don’t enjoy the regimented and structured “day at the races” that many weekend metropolitan race meetings have become.

That is not to advocate that these race meetings, which produce the bulk of the turnover that keeps the Australian racing industry ticking over, should become quasi-picnic race meetings. Far from it. But there is a definite place for these different types of picnic race meetings which are so well patronized and attract a very different segment of the community.

Venues such as Hanging Rock, which have developed their own tradition and whose race meetings have continued to consistently attract attendances in excess of 5000 – many of whom could be categorized as non-core racegoers, deserve the financial and spiritual support from all sections of the racing industry.

Rather than debating whether Hanging Rock has a future, Racing Victoria should secure its future, provide funding to address the racetrack drainage problems and improve facilities, and allocate additional race  during the public holiday weekends in March and at Easter.

What did confuse us however was the existence of a separate entity in Victorian racing called Country Racing Victoria. We were trying to work out responsibilities for decision making and funding for country race tracks in Victoria and were told by our mates, that low and behold, there was another tier of decision making – Country Racing Victoria. Why? What does it actually DO?

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They could not however enlighten us as to what its role was, or what purpose if any, it served, given that in Victoria there already is a governing body – Racing Victoria and a network of country race clubs, which one would presume would govern and administer country racing between them.

We were told Country Racing Victoria had it’s own separate Board of Management, a CEO and management team. Sounds like a carbon copy of Racing Victoria, doesn’t it? Nothing like having something totally unnecessary. And with bugger all to do?

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If Victorian country racing needs a separate tier of governance, then it would be expected that the infrastructure problems that seem to be surfacing at their country race tracks and clubs would be identified and addressed when the alarm bells go off. Unless, of course, no one’s home and there is no light bulb in the building.

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Hanging Rock, we believe, is just the tip of a rapidly expanding iceberg in country racing in Victoria and the buck has to stop with someone – and that should be with the governing body, Racing Victoria.

There should not be any “grey areas” like Country Racing Victoria. They should either be performing a real tangible and beneficial role in administering country racing. The evidence is that they are not.  At least NSW country tracks have a reasonable alibi: They have been starved of funds for essential infrastructure for decades. Victoria has no such alibi.

Perhaps there is a strong argument for “smaller government” in Victorian racing. Is there,however, a need for a separate and costly entity in Country Racing Victoria, when a department or division within the governing body would more than suffice? And why a CEO on yet another executive salary package when his role could be comfortably absorbed within the governing body’s management structure?

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RADIO SPORTS NATIONAL NEEDS A RADICAL FACELIFT

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If ever there was reminder of why racing has a major image problem, and which desperately needs a radical makeover, a quick switch of the radio dial to an AM station, which bewilderingly has adopted the name “Radio Sports National”, will reinforce all the negatives about how horse racing presents itself to its own audience as well as the community at large.

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Like the HKJC’s cringe-worthy Racing To Win show and it’s audience of around 12 people, Radio Sports National is downright embarrassing. It is funded by the Victorian racing industry, which clearly has chosen a “hands off” approach in its management and monitoring of the station’s “standards” of broadcasting quality and performance.

What we heard over the few days we spent in Melbourne was pathetic. Their so-called racing personalities are proof that broadcasting standards have declined. The host of their Saturday racing panel, ex-racing journalist and veteran racing broadcaster Keith Hillier, is way past his prime and clearly has been for some time. His futile attempts at ad-libbing and manufactured humour are often punctuated by tipping horses that have been scratched just half an hour or so before tipping them, only to  be corrected by a fellow panel member.

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“Hello, now where was I?”

Then there is Hillier’s old mate Ray “Hukka” Huxley, who is if the same vintage and often struggles through reading out the market odds that he has set for each race. He too has been known to accidentally include in his market a horse that has been scratched, and mispronounce even the simplest of horses’ names so badly that has you desperately reaching for the form guide.

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“Wait a minute! Hello, now where was I and who’s the sheila?”

It is a total fucking turn-off even for diehard punters and racing people who like to listen, in particular, for form analyst and Dean Lester’s analysis of the day’s race card.

Yet again Radio Sports National and its racing panel demonstrates racing’s complete inability to adapt to a changing world, a changing demographic and how hopelessly out of touch it is even with its own shrinking market. Let’s not even go within a bulls roar of racing’s impotence when it comes to developing a marketing and promotion strategy to engage with a demographic under two score and ten.

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AUSSIE HORSES RISE TO THE TOP OF WORLD RANKINGS

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It should come as no surprise that the release of the latest World Thoroughbred  Rankings by the International Federation of Horse Authorities for 2011, contain no less than 47 Australian trained racehorses rating at the 115 International benchmark or above.

The headline act  – Black Caviar, unbeaten at her sixteen race starts and at her eight starts during the year, including six Group Ones, was given a rating of 132, making her the second best racehorse in the world behind champion English superstar – the unbeaten Frankel.

For the second successive year, Black Caviar is the Champion Sprinter in the world and is the highest rated sprinter, mare and Australian trained racehorse in the world rankings since they were first released in 2002. She streets her rivals in the 2011 Sprinters category, with Australian bred and Singapore trained Rocket man second in the rankings on 125 and Australian bred and trained three year old Sepoy third on the list with a rating of 123 ahead of another Australian bred and trained sprinter Hay List on 122.

Black Caviar’s dominance in the Sprinter category was not the only success for Australian bred and trained horses in the 2011 world rankings. Brilliant sprinter and champion 3yo sprinter Sepoy’s rating of 123 earned him the title of champion three year sprinter of the world, a fitting honour for this outstanding son of Elusive Quality who  dominated the year as both a champion two and three year old.

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Outstanding three year old filly Atlantic Jewel, achieved further success for Australian bred and trained horses with her rating of 121 earning her the title of World Champion Filly in the Intermediate category (1900-2100 metres, while she shared the World Champion Filly in the Mile category (1301-1899 metres) with French trained Immortal Verse.

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To round off an outstanding year for Australian racing, Americain’s fourth placing in the 2011 Melbourne Cup, conceding the winner Dunaden 3.5kgs and finishing just over a length from the winner earned him a rating of 123, the highest rated performance in a race greater than 2700 metres. It was the second successive year that the Melbourne Cup produced the highest rated performance in the Stayers category (2700m plus).

To further validate the position of the Melbourne Cup as the world’s premier staying race, Dunaden was rated on 115, his win in the 2011 Melbourne Cup rated the fifth best staying performance in 2011.

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BITCHES AND PIECES

COREY BROWN FOR HONG KONG? LUKE NOLEN FOR HONG KONG? JOAO MOREIRA FOR HONG KONG?

[JUST NOT "STRIKER STRYDOM, OK?]

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We’ll know later tomorrow what the HKJC Licensing Committee has to say and who’ll be coming and who’ll be going, but word from NSW is that Corey Brown is coming out to Hong Kong. From Victoria, the word is that Luke Nolan will be in Hongkers for the last few weeks of the current season.

Frankly, we cannot see Brown back in Hong Kong. We think his time over there has come and gone. As for Luke Nolen, well, having ridden in Hong Kong for the International Jockeys Challenge, it wouldn’t not be total rubbish. But, with James McDonald coming to ride in Hong Kong- the other rumour is that Singapore’s Joao Moreira will be making the trip to fight for rides when he rules the roost where is- we cannot see Nolen coming out unless it’s riding Black Caviar. But Peter Moody training in Hong Kong is something we can see happening- and almost did happen a few years ago.

Meanwhile, after watching some of his rides at Vaal recently, especially on Polo, just keep Pierre “Striker” Strydom where he is and where Anton Marcus and Anthony Delpech, pictured below, plus EVEN Robbie Fradd are making him look very ordinary

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MOVIE ROLE FOR LITTLE TIMMY CLARK?

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We hear that Harvey Weinstein, the cigar-chomping and powerful head of Miramax was at the races in Shatin over the weekend as a guest of a Chinese horse owner. With Miramax looking at making a remake- another one?- of “Lord Of The Rings”, Weinstein, always in the lookout for talent- especially for this film, spied jockey Tim Clark in the paddock area and is said to have thought “Clarky” would be perfect for the role of a Hobbit in the new movie. Others he thought would be “fan-tastic” for the movie were Matthew Chadwick as a Chinese hobbit and Jeff Lloyd as a sage-like elderly hobbit. Thankfully, only “Clarky” is said to have a speaking role.

Meanwhile, the much-anticipated cinematic debut of “The Babe”- Brent Thompson- who is more like “The Blob” these days- is about to make it onto the Big Screen. This is another remake and where “The Babe” resurrects the role of The Penguin, once made famous by Danny DeVito. We have only received publicity stills from the movie and the resemblance between “Uncle” Brent and DeVito as The Penguin is quite uncanny and downright eerie.

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    Brent “The Babe” Thompson as “The Penguin”.

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TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS

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Let’s face it, “Monkey” Munce is no Tom Cruise. He’s not even Danny DeVito. But this hasn’t stopped him having, what someone described as a “cult following.” We thought we had heard another word. But, yes, true enough, the “Monkey Man” has a huge following in Brisbane- in fact, so huge that his fans buy monkeys whenever he rides at Eagle Farm nd Doomben and walk around with monkeys on their backs- and which is far better than having “Monkey” Munce up your arse.

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The person who told us this story also warned that Jeff “Steptoe” Lloyd will not get close to giving the “Monkey Man” any competition. Time will tell.

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GOOD GRIEF!

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What on earth would possess an owner to name their horse Grief? And those who backed it at Caulfield on the weekend, came to grief, when Grief ran a shocker as the favourite. If we were jockeys, we’d refuse to ride the thing…

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THE PUMPER AND BOWMAN AND THEIR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

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To those who think Jimmy Cassidy aka “The Pumper” can only win on front-runners, well, take a look at his ride on Republic Lad at Warwick Farm on Saturday. It was a peach of a ride and coming off the pace and which didn’t need “The Pumper” to take out his enormous weapon and whack the hell out of the mount.

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On the subject of enormous weapons, at the same meeting, amongst his treble, Hugh “All Man” Bowman was on a very nice sort in the Lady Gai-trained Raceway.

There was also a wayward thing called Paypal whch is still as green as the Jolly Green Giant and won at Adelaide on the same day which could be something and with plans to race the horse in Melbourne.

In the meantime, a belated Welcome Back to Blake Shinn. The lad is riding better than ever. Someone else who’s riding like he has a firecracker up his arse and back after  re-charging his batteries and taking a holiday is Michael Rodd, or as he prefers to call himself these days, Hot Rodd. Wait: That might be wife Cara’s nickname for the jockey who was once named The Sunshine Jockey when riding in Hong Kong and taking the scraps thrown his way with a smile.

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“I’m fucking hot, mate!”

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH

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Mr Bean

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Monsieur Mosse

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KNACKERS PAINE VIDEO GOES VIRAL!

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We have no idea what’s going on, but we have suddenly been inundated with calls, tweets and emails for information about the video above. For the record, the video stars our very good mate, vinophile, karaoke singer and veteran Sydney jockey Neil Paine and was filmed when The Bloke From Down Under made his first appearance at a Happy Wednesday event during a flying visit to Hong Kong last year.

Well, it was not so much an appearance per se, but it was his first time at a Happy Wednesday event at the Happy Valley Racecourse and the fun of the occasion seemed to blow his little mind.

After a quiet beginning where he took everything in, “Painey” or “Knackers” as he is known, almost took over from the hosts and the band and became something of an ambassador for Happy Wednesday. He ran around with the microphone interviewing anyone and everyone, helping others fill out their betting slips and explaining to them how to bet. Some newcomers to racing thought he was a jockey riding that night who was “taking a break”.

We at Fast Track asked our good friend- a very nervous Scottie Hui- to “document” this occasion as “Painey” took over proceedings- and the microphone from the on-course hosts. We remember Scottie asking, “Are you sure you’re gonna use any of this footage?” Of course, we were going to use the gems which flowed from Painey’s fertile mind. This, we told Scottie , is something which can go viral.Or, at least, become a virus on YouTube.

In co-starring roles in the video are Fenella Fownes, sister of trainer Caspar Fownes, saxophonist Blaine Whittaker who performs at Happy Wednesdays with his band Adrenaline, former jockey Wendyl Woods and a number of German gorgeous girls who had absolutely no idea what Neil Paine was asking of them. “Whaaaaah?” was about the best answer he got.

Former jockey Wendly Woods confuses the hell outta Neil Paine.

After starting with something like 86 views, the video went up to around 250 views and with plenty of exposure for it by our mates at Racingb*tch- and which you can also find here at Fast Track- the video keeps getting more and more hits every day and now has over 2,000- TWO THOUSAND- views on YouTube which is far more than many other Happy Wednesday videos with far more well-known Hong Kong celebrities.

So much for local celebrities, most of whom are overrated, pretentious, arrogant twats who can never make it outside of Hong Kong and where they are big fish in a tiny self-indulgent cesspool.

Meanwhile, some have contacted us wishing to start “We Love Painey” pages on Facebook. Others wish to know when the jockey will be back at Happy Valley- hopefully next month- and if he has a Fan Club. What? A fan club for Neil Paine??? Stranger things have happened.

(Thanks to www.fasttrack.hk in the writing of this piece) 

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THE RING OUT THE OLD AND RING IN THE NEW ISSUE

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When we read about the recent trials and tribulations of Kwong Ki-chi, a former executive of the Hong Kong Stock Exchange, who has now had his Jockey Club membership “suspended” after a rumoured altercation with someone in the Club’s swimming pool- boys will be boys and grown men can turn into thugs- it made our minds travel faster than Blue Meanies backed by a Bolivian Marching Band in search of Lucy In The Sky Of Diamonds.

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At one time, KC Kwong was set to become the CEO of the HKJC and take over the mantle from Larry Wong, the Nero of Hong Kong racing, who fiddled and diddled with a horrible team of misfits and nearly took local racing down the crapper. Kwong as CEO would have meant going from bad to worse and from cropper to down the crapper without a flush in sight.

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His idea to make jockey Basil Marcus the “Michael Jordan of Hong Kong” still haunts us. We thought he was tripping out.

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Basil Marcus

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Michael Jordan

Mercifully, sane minds prevailed and Winfried Engelbrecht-Bresges was promoted from Director of Racing to CEO and changed the whole perception and overall global image of the HKJC and put the Club back on-course and brought it into the black and brought it outta the cold.

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For various reasons, we love this shot.

To those who whine about “E.B” or “Wini” or whatever he is called behind his back, he is a passionate racing man and heavy is the head that wears the crown. Sure, we were rabid critics of the HKJC until we dug deeper and realized how bloody difficult it is to run an organization that large and which has been steeped in bureaucracy for so long. It’s a bit like being The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe- but with a family made up of the Sex Pistols, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Osbournes and dullards with the blinkers on.

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Getting back to KC Kwong, we cannot help but thinking who would have been on his team IF he were CEO today. We reckon part of KC’s Sunshine Band would have been the absolutely useless Maisie Koo who took the word “marketing” and bashed it into scrambled eggs. If there is a female word for a doofus, she was it.

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Same with her boss and “Lawwy” Wong’s sidekick Kim “Tonto” Mak who is still hanging in there at 1 Sports Road and doing, well, we have no idea. This team was not an Axis of Evil. It was more like The Apex of Meatheads and The Revenge of The Coneheads.

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Both Kim Mak and the Koo Koo bird would probably be on KC Kwong’s Sunshine Executive Board along with, we would think Albert Yeung, the head of EEG- Emperor Entertainment Group- and who has been banned for life from setting foot at the races. Yeung spent a year in the clink for trying to bribe someone involved in an altercation with then-jockey Tony Cruz.

His skills to “mediate” while the plaintiff was recovering in hospital were not requested by anyone and “Uncle” Albert’s turn at trying to be a good Samaritan landed him behind bars.

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Going by KC Kwong’s recent splishing and splashing actions in the swimming pool, Yeung could easily become his ally and Director of Racing and with all marketing efforts under the guidance of Natalis Chan. These days, Chan, who has a different coloured head of hair every week, is known as a “successful” horse owner who never loses- according to him.

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Nat “I just won FIVE million” Chan

What many forget, or try to forget or couldn’t give a toss about is that Natalis Chan- no relation to Vitalis Chan- was once the lead singer of a local group called The Loosers. This was during the Seventies and when the group was managed- and named- by current horse owner Pato Leung- see how the dots connect?- who was still learning to spell.

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“Losers are too common. LOOSERS is much more better!” Pato Leung thinks out of the box.

When the Loosers continued to fail, Pato- now DOCTOR Pato Leung- a “doctor” of strange herbal pills- Natalis became Nat Chan and went on to become a “horse trainer” in Macau whereas the Loosers were renamed The Wynners and became quite a big success with some gawdawful Poppy songs. Pato Leung who christened the band The Wynners was still learning to spell. Thinking about it, KC Kwong would have probably made Pato his Director Of Corporate Communications. And which would have been a real Wynner of an appointment.

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Don’t ask us how, but being the investigative journalists that we are, we managed to get our hands on the agenda below which Kwong Ki-chi had written out as part of his first day in office as CEO of the HKJC. It makes for riveting reading and we can only sit and now wonder of what might and could have been.

MY FIRST DAY IN OFFICE AS HKJC CEO

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9am to 11am: Two hours of swimming in the HKJC pool and looking to see who could be around to join me in a fun game of a-splishing and a-splashing.

11.30am: Bang my head on the wall. Diuuuu, it’s the only way I know how to get water out of my ear, okay? Albert Yeung walks by and asks if he can “help”. Albert always wants to help.

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“Me trying to get water out of my ear”.

Mid-day: Meeting with the Executive team opening with a recap of my day in the swimming pool. Albert asks if he can “help”.

12.15: Natalis comes up with the idea of entertainment at Happy Valley and Shatin. We agree on the budget and he books himself as the main act for all events and re-forming The Loosers, but this time called The NEW Loosers. Wah! This is so lovely idea.  Pato Leung to write up press release. Pato also has good new idea: Change spelling of Jockey Club to JOKEY Club. Wah! Genius! Make it more, how you say, consumer friendly! Albert asks if there is anything he can do to “help” make consumers friendly. Hahaha!!! Albert is a funny guy! Hahaha!

3pm to 5pm: Afternoon swim. I ask Maisie Koo to join me in case I cannot find anyone else to splish and splash. Diuuuuu, she keeps talking to me underwater and nearly makes me drown. So I fire her- and wah- under the water. Only a CEO can do this: Fire someone under the water. She is a very “mah fan” woman.

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“My CEO hand whilst nearly drowning.”

6pm: In a very inspiring moment, Albert comes up with the idea of bringing harness racing to Happy Valley and which he will run. There is only one man for this job. And so, I call up Peter “The Not So Great” V’landys who says something about “putting a brownie on the barbie.” They still do this in Oz? And they get angry about us Chinese eating dogs? Diu. He also calls me “maid”, but, diu, I let him get away with that comment for only this time and tell him, “Peter,  diu, do I have a job for YOU!” Albert asks if there is anything he can do to “help”. Hahaha!

8pm: I take the whole team for a splishy-splash swim. The team that swims together can also bitch slap each other. It’s a manly love thing. It’s been one helluva tough day. Angela Ho joins us in the pool wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny weeny yellow dot blue bikini. I think, diu, she would be a great asset to my Executive Team.

[Part Two next issue]

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WHO WILL PLAY SECOND FIDDLE AS WELL AS JEFF LLOYD?

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One of the best compliments we ever heard about Jeff Lloyd was when a fellow jockey told us, “It’s bloody tough to get past that cross-eyed old b******!” It reminded us of what many have said about another fifty-year-old in the great Felix Coetzee, a jockey who excels when out in the lead and IS tough as old boots and a long Bob Dylan song to get past.

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Something else many are saying about Jeff Lloyd is what a nice bloke- yes, nice- he is and how ever since he said he was leaving Hong Kong, he has been riding better than ever and how, “Now that he knows he’s had it with the place, he’s not walking on eggshells anymore and is simply being the very good jockey that he is.”

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These were just some of the comments we received, especially after Jeff Lloyd denied Darren Beadman riding winners on two vital races last Sunday- the first race of 2012 and the Cup race of that day- The Chinese Challenge Cup. In fact, when beaten in a photo-finish in Race 1, in a rare moment of frustration, Beadman is said to have asked to see a copy of the print.

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Supposedly, the “second banana” for the John Moore stable and meant to be riding Beadman’s discards, Jeff Lloyd has sure put that old war horse of a story or perception to rest and has become a constant thorn in the side and pain in the arse of what must be an extremely frustrated Beadman.

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The tussle between Lloyd and Beadman in race 1 of 2012 in Hong Kong was great to watch, but there was far more spice seeing “that cross-eye old b****** on 20 to 1 Aashiq, again beat Beadman on Moore’s Captain Sweet, the second favourite in the Cup race of the day.

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YES, BEADMAN TO BE CLUB JOCKEY NEXT SEASON!

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Meanwhile, with Beadman getting on horses trained by John Size during the three-day suspension of Dougie Whyte and continuing his very successful partnership with trainer Danny Shum on Class 4/Class 5 horses, tongues continue to wag that Beadman is thinking or has been thinking or is still thinking of being a Club jockey next season and where he can pick and choose what to ride and what horses to keep away from and say, “Pass”.

Frankly, we strongly believe this season will be his last season as stable jockey for “Jungle John Moore. From everything we know, the straw that broke this camel’s back was not getting the winning ride on Straight Gold.

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 ”SORRY, BOYS, NO CAN JOIN. AM OFF TO BE A CLUB JOCKEY IN HONG KONG.”

Darren Beadman is 40, he’s been around the block, he’s ridden and not been able to ride in Hong Kong, and we are sure he knows by now not to look- and knock- a gift horse in the mouth- and that gift horse is the chance to be a Club jockey.

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Though many pooh-pooh the idea of the very talented Beadman leaving the Moore nest-egg, we believe he WILL become a Club jockey next season- and will be THE most in-demand Club jockey Hong Kong has ever seen.

Let’s never ever forget or underestimate the role that Beadman has played in the success of the John Moore stable. Sure, Moore is a damn good trainer, he is a true professional and has that well-known “Familie de Moore” silver tongue to get his posse of well-heeled owners to purchase some very good and expensive horses from the UK- and which “The Dazzler” works and see what’s right- or in the case of the new expensive purchase named Dominant- what is wrong with them.

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It’s been a real team effort with Darren Beadman- and Jeff Lloyd- and which Moore has had no problem crediting in the media. And good on him for that.

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Looking ahead, yes, Jeff Lloyd is going to be a very difficult “wheel” to replace in Team Moore. Far more interesting, however, is going to be who will replace Darren Beadman when he goes though, of course, as a Club jockey he can always forge the same relationship with Moore as Douglas Whyte has with John Size. But we doubt, Moore will be as “giving” to such a “lax” relationship and will want something far more in the way of a full-time jockey. Let’s call it a marriage of some convenience.

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Meanwhile, if we were Chris “Monkey” Munce, we’d make hay while the sun shines and before “Steptoe” Lloyd starts riding in Brisbane. He’s going to make the Monkey Man look like a real ‘arold.

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IS SIZE GOING TO MATTER TO BEADMAN?

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There is then the other rumour that Darren Beadman will eventually be riding for John Size, thus ending the trainer’s long-time relationship with Douglas Whyte. Why? ‘cos he rode for “Sizey” in Oz many moons ago and has recently won on John Sizes on three consecutive rides in double-quick time.

These included a masterful front-running ride on the very disappointing Prosperity on Wednesday and a usual punishing ride by “The Dazzler” on the same night aboard Size’s Delta Hedge- and which beat the Moore runner, Sunny Days. Curiouser and curiouser, Alice.

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Size without Whyte? We cannot see it- at least not as long as one of them will be in Hong Kong. Sure, there were some bad vibes, man, when Whyte chose to ride Ambitious Dragon over three of Size’s charges, but that’s all water under the bridge and a bridge over troubled water and Simon over Garfunkel and today, the sounds of silence. 

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“How the f*** did we end up here???”

Then again, we all know the fickleness of many Hong Kong owners, the pressures they can put on trainers and the power and clout of the Chinese racing media which has its flavours of the day. Still, despite being “forewarned” by many astute racing people about all this, all we can say is that one CAN say Never in this case- and John Size and Dougie Whyte will not head to Vegas for a quickie divorce. 

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“I love you, man.” “Shuddup, bitch!”

Time will tell and, yes, nothing is ever what it seems and many things are kept under wraps. As our old mate and astute horseman Nigel Tiley once told us, “Jockeys should not trust another jockey- not any of them- despite being mates.”

What we have is a rather good game of poker: Darren Beadman holds an extremely good hand in that he will never be short of very good offers and we are willing to put our massive balls on the line and say that he WILL NOT ride for John Moore next season.

 John Size and John Moore have stables full of brilliant equine flesh that jockeys will do somersaults to ride whereas Douglas Whyte has eleven jockey championships to his name. It truly spices up the Hong Kong racing scene.

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At a time when we keep hearing this stupid word called “trumped” bandied about as in “So-and-so has ‘trumped’ the horse for this race”, the more important question is who might trump the other with the stronger playing card and who is the Joker in the pack?

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KYRA RULES. OKAY?

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Kyara Yuill. Remember this name. We saw this young girl win the Perth Cup last week and were more than impressed. We have followed her now for a few seasons and being the first female- and the only apprentice- to ever win the Cup means huge bragging rights.

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The point is this: There is no point having this girl’s talent only known within Western Australia and Perth’s Racing Radio and very good Big Breakfast Show. This is speaking to the converted and where Kyra Yuill has become someone with a fan club made up of young girls in Perth. And like New Zealand’s James McDonald, she is a very good role model for racing at a time when we have seen some very talented apprentices around the world fall by the wayside and have their careers go down the crapper through access to excess and all the bad things and even worse people that go with all of that.

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Somehow, somewhere, Perth racing needs to be heard more about than than from Wes and Shorty and their Big Breakshow Show who do a great job in promoting and marketing Perth racing- but who else?

Speak to mates in Victoria and NSW and racing in Western Australia is fobbed off with reminders of former trainer George Way and his “elephant juice,” rumours of Way still “training” even after his ban from the top of a coconut tree, Western Australia’s former Premier Brian Burke and his ties to horse racing, and, of course, that beauty about jockey JJ Miller riding Laurie Connell’s Rocket Racer over 3,200 metres for the first time, the horse winning and then collapsing and dying a few weeks later.

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What we say is that the past is the past. They are great stories but it’s now time to give it a rest- and those involved in Perth racing need to read The Art Of War, especially, the section about Know Your Enemy, and know HOW to have these knockers give it a rest.

Everything changes, nothing stands still and there will always be stories from the past which never go away and continue to tarnish the image of racing in a place like Perth. We like Perth, some of us own property in Perth, and when we saw all the young girls who are fans of Kyra Yuill surround the jockey after her win aboard Western Jewell, we realized something new about horse racing.

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Sure, in Oz, there are some very good female riders in Linda Meech, Michelle Payne etc. But what we have not seen is everything that makes Kyra Yuill a role model- someone young girls follow and look up to- and which is all good for the image and perception of horse racing.

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On a different note- a musical one- what we personally think has not helped the promotion of Perth as a destination has been the quiet and sudden pulling of the plug the OneMovement Music Festival and Conference.Or else it took place last year and no one showed up?

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This Festival was what was going to help put Perth on the map- at least for the music industry- and which David Chitty, the mysterious Sat Bisla and Michael “Chuggie” Chugg were hell bent on doing. Despite numerous calls and emails to them, it seems that their OneMovement music conference and festival has unraveled and gone forever. Pity.

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With “Chuggie” being a passionate racing man along with his good mate and fellow legendary Aussie concert promoter Michael “The Great” Gudinski, OneMovement, with some clever cross-promoting,  could have done so much for Perth as a destination AND the local racing scene.

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The Great Gudinski pictured wondering when he’s going to ever own a decent horse.

Every racing club needs new racegoers and here was a great chance for Perth racing to be seen as more than a sport for rabid gamblers- and instead, part and parcel of the wide world of entertainment.

During the Perth Cup, for example, performing was Havana Brown- and which brought in her young fans. We’ve never heard of her, but with the support of someone like Chitty, “Chuggie” and others in the music world, there could have been some synergy between a music conference and festival and the running of the Perth Cup.

But Chitty seems to have seemingly become shitty and sulked into his shell along with his two amigos. All that talk about OneMovement and what it can do for the Australasian music scene now seems like more bullshit from music conference carnival barkers who talked at length about THE MUSIC and did precious little when the chips were down. It’s like politicians and all their crap about “hope and change”. They’re all from the same fucking clone farm.

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Guess, when it counts, it’s all about economics and if something is not financially viable, bail. The point is, have the balls to announce that you’re bailing. Being “Tommy”- that deaf, dumb and blind kid who played a mean cornball- does no one any good.

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Our particular bitch is What’s Next for a talented young rider like Kyra Yuill? How does she become an even better jockey? Riding against the usual suspects isn’t going to do it.

Perhaps they think they do, but Perth Racing does a parochial, insular and old-fashioned job of marketing itself and its racing. Those marketing it better go outside and see the rest of the world and give Perth racing the attention and forward thinking it needs. If not, it will continue to be the Rodney Dangerfield of Oz racing and never ever gain the respect it deserves.

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BITCHES AND PIECES

…IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY…

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We had not watched the HKJC’s racing programme, Racing To Win, for ages and then came across it on Tuesday night around midnight. We say, “came across it” as the programme is so damn hard to discover except for the odd Klingon.

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It is shown on Hong Kong’s Cable TV and which is watched by the handful of hardcore and old school punters in the city and is then bunged into any time slot that ATV, the lowly brother of the two terrestrial television stations in Hong Kong, has. And, yes, we know full-well that an English racing programme is probably watched by around 12 people, so why bother? Seriously.

What we saw was an intro seemingly designed by some rejects from a part-time local design school and where even the theme music- The William Tell Overture- was distorting.

The “set” was HUGE and looked like the interior of the Starship Enterprise and sitting there were Captain Kirk, Mr Spock and Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy.

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It looked as if they were about to take off and with Captain Kirk (Darren Flindell) looking nervously as to which camera was where, what to do with his hands and what the hell was going on. Hell was probably going on behind the cameras.

The one who seemed to take it all in stride was Clint “Bones” Hutchison who, at least, seemed to be having some fun about the goofiness of it all with some good quick quips about Brett “Mr Spock” Davies’ penchant that night for tipping a number of trainer Tony “Hot Pants” Millard’s horses for the next day. The “tips” were as woeful as the whole programme.

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For a while, the sound emanating from those on-screen gave one the impression that the, er, well, set, was actually in the loo. There was such a gorgeous vibrato to the speaking voices that memories of the Bee Gees and going back to Massachusetts came flooding back.

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“Hey, what the f*** are WE doing here? And one of us is dead.”

Honestly, why do they bother “producing” this quality of programme. Either improve it or give it the  bullet and put it out of its misery. It looks bad for the HKJC, it looks bad for the presenters who are doing the best outta a bad situation while the whole shebang looks appalling to viewers who are part of this century.

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WE’RE LEAVING ON A JET PLANE- BUT NOT BEFORE BANGING IN SOME WINNERS!

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First it was Jeff Lloyd, then the hard-working Greg Cheyne and most recently, Brett Doyle. As mentioned above, ever since he said that he was pulling the pin on Hong Kong and heading for Queensland, Jeff Lloyd can do no wrong. He has been winning race after race and gathering a few Cups in the process.

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“E.B”, top, far left, sneaks an admiring glance at Jeff Lloyd’s hairs.

With the news that South African jockey Greg Cheyne who stuck it out despite being given a few scraps here and there and even losing the ride on one of his only regular rides- Public Figure- and on which he had done so well for the owners- leaving for Singapore next month, he came roaring down the outside to win on Sunday on the Richard Gibson-trained Super Caga. It was a long overdue winner and all credit to Gibson for taking a chance on Cheyne.

We wish him well. He’s been a solid guy, hard worker and did the best with what he had.

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BRETT DOYLE FOR DUBAI

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On Wednesday night, one of the most under-utilized and under-rated jockeys riding in Hong Kong who is also leaving Hong Kong at the end of this season for a stint in Dubai and then, we understand, Singapore, brought home a timely- or untimely- double at Happy Valley.

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Brett Doyle is a mighty fine jockey and spent way too much valuable time as stable jockey for Andy WT Leung who is as good a trainer as he was a jockey- and as he is a clothes horse.

When he finally split from Leung, the good rides were tough to come by but his successful partnership with the Derek Cruz-trained Joy And Fun should never be forgotten.

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Whatever Brett Doyle does or ends up, we are willing to bet that the owners of this magnificent old horse will remain loyal to the jockey for as long as Joy And Fun keeps running.

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SHE’S GONE AND GOT ENGAGED TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

SEE IF WE CARE.

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THE DEAR JOHN AND MOORE IS NOT THE MERRIER ISSUE

IS A “DEAR JOHN” LETTER ON THE CARDS?

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“If John Moore has more than two runners in a race, don’t back the one ridden by Darren Beadman. It’s just going around. Wait for it the next time.” And so it goes in Hong Kong. Chinese Whispers are dangerous. It ruins reputations, it and, often, where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

Over the past few weeks, the drums are getting louder and the natives are getting more boisterous that all is not well with the Moore-Beadman partnership.

Anyone in their right mind will tell you that Darren Beadman has played a very, VERY vital part in the success of the so-called “Cups King” John Moore. And as with any cups. sometimes, they “overfloweth” and shit pours out.

In the past, let’s say a month, Beadman has been on the hotpots and Jeff Lloyd has brought home the bacon. Okay, he might have fluked it on Able One on HK International Day and simply outrode his opposition into the dust, but when he won on Zaidan during the holiday meeting on Sunday while Beadman got beaten on the stable hotpot- Smart Giant- we let go an enormous, “Hmmmmm.”

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Sometimes, one can play second banana for only so long before the Chinese punters- and the Chinese racing media- look at everything with as much conspiratorial interest as to Who Shot JFK.

Guess something has rubbed off on us as we now hear that the brilliant and ageless Darren Beadman was not too pleased not to have been on another John Moore winner he did not ride over the weekend- Straight Gold which was ridden by Neil Callan- and with the money on it very much bang on target.

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All this comes following Moore’s rather undiplomatic quote to the media that he was looking for a replacement jockey when Beadman had to forfeit his rides the meeting before the International Day races with a niggling spinal concern.

Darren Beadman, of course, made it for The Big Day Out, but many who have been in this game since Methuselah groaned to us, how “The Moores only care about the Moores” and asked, “Does ANYONE last with John Moore?”

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Apart from his safari suits- grey, brown and blue- not many. And let us not even get started about “Brother” Gary Moore. Many remember all the shenanigans when “Mo Gah-lay” rode in Hong Kong with the so-called “Shanghai Syndicate” while “Brother” John was a hack rider winning the occasional race on Carrington or Harrington.

To his credit, “Brother” John has done remarkably well and has a coterie- maybe even a coven- of owners who trust him and his purchases. And, along with John Size, he has some great horses destined for glory and International success. What? The almighty flop of Mighty High in Oz??? Shhhhh.

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So, let’s just say, there is an “amicable” parting of the ways between “Brother John” and “Brother Darren”- of course, not to say that this will happen. Or could it? Our bet would be that the former will try his best to get Damien Oliver out to Hong Kong- depending on how long it takes for him to recover from his recent surgery. Another choice might be Craig Williams. But wait: Didn’t both jockeys leave Hong Kong under somewhat of a cloud?

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What about Jeff Lloyd? Nah. At 50-years-young, Lloyd is the Wily Coyote of racing. He’s seen it all, done it all and, from all reports, is a damn nice chappie. With his new home on the Gold Coast- see story below- we see him finishing off his riding career in Brisbane and even giving Sydney a wide berth. Why have hassles? Why ride horses for Chris Waller?

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As for Darren Beadman, we have always said that if he were to ever become a Club jockey, he would be the only one who could give Douglas Whyte a serious run for his money in the Jockeys Premiership.

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Brett Prebble? Nah. Not in the same class. Give us Jeff Lloyd, Tye Angland, Zac Purton and Tim Clark over Prebble.

What will happen or unravel?

Only The Shadow knows.

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LLOYD HEADING TO DO BATTLE WITH “MONKEY” MUNCE?

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If the rumours that were floating around International Week are correct, expat South African/Aussie Jeff Lloyd is poised to return to Australia. Originally, it appeared that Lloyd would return after his contract with the Hong Kong Jockey Club expired early in 2012. Lloyd, like a number of other international riders, did not receive a full season license, and until International Day, it appeared the HKJC would not renew his license. Then, Able One came along and thanks to a brilliant tactical ride by Lloyd, and a “too low for zero” effort by Darren Beadman on stablemate  Xtension in the International Mile, and another win later in the day on another John Moore runner in Majestic Falcon, again the lesser fancied of the two Moore runners; Jeff Lloyd’s star was shining brightly once again.

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Last Tuesday’s win on Zaidan continued the now familiar pattern of the lesser fancied of the John Moore runners greeting the judge ahead of the rest of the field, and placed the promising Zaidan firmly on track for a Derby start.

There is now a strong  possibility that Jeff Lloyd may consider staying on in Hong Kong until the end of the season before he returns to Australia. He won’t however be returning to Sydney. Lloyd we understand, has purchased a property on the Gold Coast and will be riding out of Brisbane.

The sight of Jeff “Steptoe” Lloyd doing battle with Chris “Monkey” Munce is just too horrible to visualize.

My Chemical Romance

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BASTER TO SINGAPORE.

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DURIC RUSHES BACK TO MELBOURNE

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 Lightweight Melbourne jockey Stephen Baster will shortly take up a riding contract in Singapore. Baster who has been stable jockey for the Woodside Park stables of Dale Sutton for the past several years, leaves Melbourne on a high, having ridden several  winners for the Mark Kavanagh stable while Michael Rodd has taken a holiday.

Still on Singapore, Vlad Duric who has ridden with great success over recent seasons, is returning to Melbourne, deciding to “call time” on his riding contract with the Singapore Turf Club. Yes, the bells were tolling about this move outta Singapore for some time now. And often, you gotta listen to dem bells before they crash on top of you.

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 MOODY’S SYDNEY MOVE NOT ALL THAT POPULAR.

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 The news that Peter Moody had been allocated ten on-course boxes at Rosehill by the ATA has been welcomed by the Sydney media and by some of Australia’s biggest breeders, who are clients of his stable. But it appears a different story with some of the training fraternity. Trainers who have applied for the coveted on-course stabling at Rosehill are reportedly incensed that their applications have been leap frogged by an “interloper” from Melbourne.

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While Moody has stated that he will only use the boxes to stable horses who will come over to Sydney for specific races, it would be surprising if he does not establish a permanent satellite stable in Sydney. Either that or the man goes and has a lobotomy.

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TRAINERS PISSED OFF OVER HOLIDAY PRIZE MONEY

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Sydney trainers are irate over metropolitan prize money levels for the Christmas holiday race meetings in Sydney. Instead of the normal $70,000 stakes for Saturday and public holiday race meetings, prize money has been reduced to $40,000 for meetings at Canterbury and Warwick Farm.

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Trainers whom we spoke to on Boxing Day made the all too familiar comparison with prize money levels in Melbourne, pointing out once again, their displeasure both at Racing NSW’ unhealthy and illogical dependence on the outcome of a “bloody court case to secure the future of NSW racing”; and the ATC’s perilous financial position which “makes us look like bloody second class citizens in comparison to our Melbourne counterparts”.

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